[xdmp22]

When going #2...do you stand or sit to wipe?

ok, based on this thread

http://www.xdtalk.com/forums/xdtalk-chatter-box/176855-link-hilarious-thread-you-found.html

and based on this link

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe?

what say you....the question has been asked.......

 

[springerfreak529]

I'll be honest it kind of depends on the situation, for the most part, Ive always leaned while sitting, but in some occasions Ive had to stand due to space constraints.

 

[Shruggerxd]

I can't imagine that standing would prevent spreading of the poo poo. Sitting is the only way for me.

 

[SebZE835]

I stand tall and proud like a majestic peacock.

 

[xdmp22]

I stand tall and proud like a majestic peacock.

ahh hahahahah lmao

 

[Kansas Slim]

I get little "Southern Lean" going. You know, with one cheek on.

 

[rayikeo2]

In 74 years I have never heard of anyone standing to wipe their ass! Male or female. The function of the toilet seat is to spread the cheeks, Standing up snaps them closed. How is that going to work for you?

 

[SebZE835]

I tried the lean before and I managed to break the dang seat off from the toilet because it scooted off to one side from being off-center slightly.

It was kinda ugly...and hard to explain how you managed to, "break the toilet"

"Ohh you plugged it?"

"Uhh, no not exactly" (holding up broken seat)

:shock:

hehe this topic cracks me up

 

[Elmer]

In 74 years I have never heard of anyone standing to wipe their ass! Male or female. The function of the toilet seat is to spread the cheeks, Standing up snaps them closed. How is that going to work for you?

Agreed except for only 42 years.

 

[rayikeo2]

I bet you "standers" use the "Bidet" for a drinking fountain.

 

[rayikeo2]

I stand tall and proud like a majestic peacock.

This guy is sick! :shock:

 

[Nacho Man]

standing & wiping leads to skid marks on the hanes.

 

[FJ40Jay]

standing & wiping leads to skid marks on the hanes.

just ask my 4 year old...
WTF, who stands to wipe there ass? you guys got be shiten with us.( yes pun intended)

 

[JScottDMC]

Wow, people stand to wipe? Had no idea.

 

[rayikeo2]

April Fools, right?:?:

 

[SebZE835]

This guy is sick! :shock:

Ohh yeah I am. LOL

But seriously how do you manage to both sit and wipe at the same time? You must have really skinny arms? Or you do the, "hover"?

I can't do the lean because of the previous problems...it appears I have been scarred for life. I would rather just stand. No acrobatics involved and I don't have to worry about accidentally brushing up against any part of the toilet. *shudders* Ehh, brushing up against a public toilet :shock:

 

[frdfandc]

I'm a sitter on the sh!tter.

 

[06camarodude]

I bet you "standers" use the "Bidet" for a drinking fountain.

Isn't that what it's for? lol j/k

 

[slugger6]

You're supposed to wipe!? :shock:

 

[eb_311]

You're supposed to wipe!? :shock:

LOL

That's what the bidet is for right?