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ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN 2011
Posted on Friday, February 18th, 2011
By Frank Lake
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Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict they will arrive in the fall of 2011.

UFO encounters continue to increase – as documented on WWN. And today scientists at SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, made a major announcement:
“Three giant spaceships are heading toward Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter. Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by the fall of 2011,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.
The spaceships were detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars’s orbit – sometime in September of 2011. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event.


SETI researchers have spent fifty years monitoring space. Dr. Malley said that they have conclusively proven that “we are just newcomers in this huge and unexplored world. Many believe that there are many other civilizations in space besides our own civilization.”

Wikileaks recently released many classified documents that prove that NASA and high-level U.S. official are aware of the three spaceships and are making plans to battle the spaceships. They have been concealing information from the U.S. public for decades. Wikileaks also confirms that the UFO sightings over the last three months prove that the alien invasions (long predicted by SETI) has begun. The three spaceships will mark the official beginning of the alien invasion.

Malley said that a Chinese official, Mao Kan, had obtained over than 1,000 secret NASA photographs depicting not only human footprints, but even a human carcass on the surface of the Moon. Some of the bones in the carcass were missing, the official said. The human corpse must have been dropped on the Moon from an alien spaceship, whereas the extraterrestrials kept some tissue samples for research.

Dr. Ken Johnston, former Manager of the Data and Photo Control Department at NASA’s Lunar Receiving Laboratory, said that US astronauts had found and photographed ancient ruins of artificial origin on the Moon. US astronauts had seen large unknown mechanisms on the Moon. Both Johnston and Mao Kan agree that the alien spaceships are heading for Earth.

Beginning in June of 2011 the U.N. will begin preparing citizens of the world for the attack of the three spaceships – which are believed to come from Planet Zeeba.

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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th, 2012!
Posted on Sunday, March 13th, 2011
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PALO ALTO, CA – Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March of 2012. Managing the site has become too stressful. “Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th of next year, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts. That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to life without Facebook.

“After March 15th, 2012 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news. “What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief. “I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

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Those in the financial industry are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He said he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe. “I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th, 2012. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

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END OF WORLD: OCTOBER 21, 2011
Posted on Monday, May 23rd, 2011
By Frank Lake

RALEIGH, N.C. – Now that The Rapture has occurred, we are counting down to the Apocalypse – October 21, 2011.

May 21st, 2011 has come and gone. The Rapture is over. Now the dread can begin because on October 21st, 2011… all of us that have been Left Behind, will die.

As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world’s end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Here’s a recap of how we got here:
Marie Exley would have liked to start a family. Instead, the 32-year-old Army veteran has less than two months left on the planet and she is going to spend her time spreading the word: Judgment Day is almost here. Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Biblethat the end of the world will begin May 21, 2011.

Technically, May 21st is Judgment Day, or The Rapture, so the world won’t end that day, it’s just the beginning of the end… But, don’t worry, it will end VERY soon after. Probably by October 21st of this year – at the latest.

To get the word out, they’re using billboards and bus stop benches, traveling caravans of RVs and volunteers passing out pamphlets on street corners. Cities from Bridgeport, Conn., to Little Rock, Ark., now have billboards with the ominous message, and mission groups are traveling through Latin America and Africa to spread the news outside the U.S.
“A lot of people might think, ‘The end’s coming, let’s go party, let’s drink and have multiple sex partners” said Exley, a veteran of two deployments in Iraq. “But we’re commanded by God to warn people. I wish I could just be like everybody else, but it’s so much better to know that when the end comes, you’ll be safe.”

Last August, Exley left her home in Colorado Springs, Colo., to work with Oakland, Calif.-based Family Radio Worldwide, the independent Christian ministry whose leader, Harold Camping, has calculated the May 21 date based on his reading of the Bible.

Her husband left for Vegas to drink and spend his life savings on prostitutes.

Exley, in the meantime, is organizing traveling columns of RVs carrying the message from city to city, a logistics challenge that her military experience has helped solve. The vehicles are scheduled to be in five North Carolina cities between now and the second week of January, but Exley will shortly be gone: overseas, where she hopes to eventually make it back to Iraq. “I don’t really have plans to come back,” she said. “Time is short.”

Not everyone who’s heard Camping’s message is taking such a dramatic step. They’re remaining in their day-to-day lives, but helping publicize the prophecy in other ways. Allison Warden, of Raleigh, has been helping organize a campaign using billboards, post cards and other media in cities across the U.S. through a website, We Can Know.

The 29-year-old payroll clerk laughs when asked about reactions to the message, which is plastered all over her car. “It’s definitely against the grain, I know that,” she said. “We’re hoping people won’t take our word for it, or Harold Camping’s word for it. We’re hoping that people will search the scriptures for themselves.”

Camping, 89, believes the Bible essentially functions as a cosmic calendar explaining exactly when various prophecies will be fulfilled. But he’s 89, so he’s not so worried about the world ending. He’s already done all the living he wants to do.

The retired civil engineer said all his calculations come from close readings of the Bible, but that external events like the foundation of the state of Israel in 1948 are signs confirming the date. “Beyond the shadow of a doubt, May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment,” he said.

The doctrine known as the Rapture teaches that believers will be taken up to heaven, while everyone else will remain on earth for a period of torment, concluding with the end of time. Camping believes that will happen in October. “If May 21 passes and I’m still here, that means I wasn’t saved and I will be dead on October 21st. Does that mean God’s word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all,” Warden said.

The belief that Christ will return to earth and bring an end to history has been a basic element of Christian belief since the first century. The Book of Revelation, which comes last in the New Testatment, describes this conclusion in vivid language that has inspired Christians for centuries. Few churches are willing to set a date for the end of the world, heeding Jesus’ words in the gospels of Mark and Matthew that no one can know the day or hour it will happen. Predictions like Camping’s, though, aren’t new. One of the most famous in history was by the Baptist leader William Miller,who predicted the end for Oct. 22, 1844, which came to be known as the Great Disappointment among his followers, some of whom subsequently founded the Seventh Day Adventist church.

Ron Hardeski of Bayonne, New Jersey also predicted the world would end on February 27th, 2004 – his wife’s 50th birthday. The world didn’t end, so Ron beat his wife to death with a Bible. He’s serving a life sentence. “In the U.S., there is still a significant population, mostly Protestant, who look at the Bible as kind of a puzzle, and the puzzle is God’s word and it’s predicting when the end times will come,” said Catherine Wessinger, a professor at Loyola University in New Orleans who studies millennialism, the belief in pending apocalypse.

“A lot of times these prophecies gain traction when difficulties are happening in society,” she said. “Right now, there’s a lot of insecurity, and this is a promise that says it’s not all random, it’s part of God’s plan.” Past predictions that failed to come true don’t have any bearing on the current calculation, believers maintain.

“It would be like telling the Wright brothers that every other attempt to fly has failed, so you shouldn’t even try,” said Chris McCann, who works with eBible Fellowship, one of the groups spreading the message. “If you want to say we’re crazy, go ahead,” she said. “But when you’re dead on May 21st (or soon after), you’ll know we were right. And you’ll thank us.”
 

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So the aliens are coming to pick up their lost brother Mark who has to shut down facebook because he is leaving on 21 Oct?
 

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10 reasons not to be afraid of Aliens........

1. Aliens won't abuse you or make you a slave because they can make millions of androids, robots, or clones, fluffy sheep, and clowns if they want to. On their huge advanced space-stations or private planets.

2. If Aliens were warmongers they could 'clean out my back yard' with one click of their fingers. Even if they were only just 500 years ahead of us in technology... imagine the ability.

3. We have pretty good virtual reality today. Imagine the virtual reality, or fantasy, and computer games or possibilities of advanced beings.

4. Aliens would rather listen to nice music, or poetry, or admire nice art, or watch a movie, than give you trouble.

5. Aliens are not murderers because they even let silly good 'UFO debunkers' similar to 'Peto Cheapest' and 'Evol Micheol Dovis' stay alive!

6. My cat is a very dumb Alien, and it only chews my old socks.

7. Advanced aliens millions of years ago probably have a similar history to us. With wars and conflict. Been there done that.... gets boring after a while.

8. Aliens absolutely really believe in God and Nature. So they would never attack you.

9. People think Aliens have been visiting Earth for 50 or 50,000 years or longer. Has anyone seen them shoot us like sitting ducks? .....oh, yeah, I've heard of one or three fictitious historic situations of some type of beings doing something to some type of Army. But I bet that was because the silly Army probably fired some dumb missiles at the Aliens first! (instead of offering the Aliens a nice cuppa tea or coffee)

10. The last reason Aliens don't attack you or me...... is because the U.S.A and RUSSIA and U.K. today actually have unbelievably powerful top secret weapons.... and all Aliens from anywhere have no chance!!

 

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Maybe the aliens would like to try their hand in Congress? I mean...what's the worst that could happen? ;)
 

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Oh Oh. To serve man. No more wars, famine, disease. Desserts will be luch, no strarvation. Man, it's what's for dinner.
 

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Maybe the aliens would like to try their hand in Congress? I mean...what's the worst that could happen? ;)




Sounds like a good idea to me.
 

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Maybe the aliens would like to try their hand in Congress? I mean...what's the worst that could happen? ;)
Hell... we got an illegal Kenyan serving now! (ducks quickly!!) ;)
 

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What if the aliens are all their version of radical muslim come here to convert us or kill us because non-believers must be destroyed and even one is justification for the sterilization of the planet?
 

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What if the aliens are all their version of radical muslim come here to convert us or kill us because non-believers must be destroyed and even one is justification for the sterilization of the planet?
Then, turn out the lights, 'cause the party's over.
 

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I think that there are a few people that have come around to my point of view on this one. Steven Hawking is one - he recently published something on aliens not being all star trek nice. There are really VERY few compelling reasons to go visit other planets that don't involve "bad things" for the inhabitants planets being visited. Really bad things.
 

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The US government can't balance a budget but they can keep the lid on decades old alien invasion information?

These doomsdayers need to pick farther out dates than every 4 months! Give themselves some time to get some money and attention.
 

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The US government can't balance a budget but they can keep the lid on decades old alien invasion information?

These doomsdayers need to pick farther out dates than every 4 months! Give themselves some time to get some money and attention.
Yeah, it ain't like the good old days when the Mayans picked dates 2000 years in the future
 

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Yeah, it ain't like the good old days when the Mayans picked dates 2000 years in the future

Yeah, those Mayans were really smart. Sure they didn't have the wheel, were defeated by a handful of diseased drunk Spaniards, had no telescopes and kept records on knotted rope -- but they were smarter and more advanced than we are with all our supercomputers, telescopes, satellites, lasers and stuff!

Yeah, I'm gonna bank on the stone age dudes and ignore the scientists in lab coats!
 

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Yeah, I'm gonna bank on the stone age dudes and ignore the scientists in lab coats!
It was funny I was watching a doomsday show on Discovery a few months back and they had a guy that said "Oh yeah the Mayans were right the world is ending because of universal alignment." Then they had a woman on that said "Nothing is going to happen, there is nothing factual that says anything special is going to happen that day."

Below the guy's name was "Author of The Mayan Prophecy" or some crap like that and under her name was "NASA astronomer and physicist."

Who should I believe, the nutjob standing to make a profit or the scientist that studies this stuff for a living?
 

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Oh and my favorite are people on forums that say something like "I spent the last few weeks pouring over all sorts of various data and what I found was shocking. Let's just say it will become evident very soon and you should get prepared."

HOLY SH*T captain vague! Thanks for letting us in on your break through no one else saw coming achieved without any specialized training or access to secret information!
 

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Where in the hell do y'all come up with this stuff?

I just watched battle for los angelos, and it freaked me out a littlebit.
 
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