From the linked article.
"So I have 1,200 gallons of Kerosene. This is intended for heating the home for 3 winters, and I have 3 Kerosene heaters to do the job. The Kerosene is stored in in 3 large 330 gallon plastic totes, half buried in my back yard, hidden by a wood pile, as well as four 55 gallon drums buried under my deck. "
I'm surprised that he posted that he has 1200 gallons of kero underground. Most states have strict laws about such things. Especially as he has them in plastic totes that were never intended for that use, are not certified for fuel or underground and I doubt he followed any codes on prep of the site! Around here that would be a worse crime than shooting up a bus load of nuns!
Then he burried 55 gal drums under the porch. What a great way to get your home burned up and contaminate the ground water at the same time!
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Since he has all the prep materials already bought and nicely stored, what say we send him and his spouse 2 week cruise tickets -->free<--. While he's gone we can roll up the moving vans and get all of our supplies.
(joke)