Merry Christmas!
I wanted to send you all a Christmas Card, but my attorney advised me to send
the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of some sort of holiday on or
about the winter solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not
to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
orientation of the wishee.
If you choose, please spread the joy, or other emotion of your choice.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
