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A few days I was at a gun range that I don't normally go to. It wasn't in the best part of Orlando, and I was a little nervous going there to shoot. Only reason I went there was I went to hang out with a friend that lives about 30 min away from where I stay in orlando, and brought my gun knowing we would go shoot later. I googled gun ranges around that area and found a place that looked decent with good prices.

We were shooting for about 30 minutes when I decided to walk down the line to see what the 2 other people in the range were shooting. I noticed this flyer on the wall at the other end of the range.

I laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes after reading this thing. I figured it was a joke, but wasn't sure. Like I said earlier, this range wasn't in the best part of town. Not exactly ghetto, but I definitely surveyed the area when I parked before getting out of the car. Did the same as I left the store. And kept an eye on the mirrors as I drove home to make sure no one was following me (This has become second nature during the few years that I spent playing poker for a living. Poker players are constantly pulling large amounts of money out of or putting money in their pocket, and everyone can see how much they have on them. I know a few people that have been followed out of the casino and got jumped in the parking lot or at their house as they got out of their car).



My favorite line was "Allows firing from car windows, over fences, bar counters, or simply while chasing someone through the hood!" HAHA

In case you were wondering.... The flyer was a joke, not a real product. Googled it when I got home
 

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Oh wow didn't notice that
 

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Man, that is CRAZY...yet hilarious!! The only holster it would fit in would be their underwear waistband.
 

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Man, that is CRAZY...yet hilarious!! The only holster it would fit in would be their underwear waistband.

yay someone that hasn't seen it yet. :D

After I realized how old it was I figured the entire thread would be people telling me how to use the search function :oops:
 
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