[JeremyV]

What do you do if you have 250 to spend for your birthday in yourself..???

In my case I bought a TAURUS TCP SS... Yeah yeah I know it's a Taurus but it was the right price and I've heard nothing but good things about this particular model... And I needed a .380 for when I can't dress around my gun.. So now I can have a gun on me all the time no matter what! Will update when I get to go to the range. Will post a pic when it lets me upload

 

[CarlWinslo]

Hookers and blow

 

[CajunR]

Back-alley liposuction.

 

[unclejed]

Hookers. Just hookers. All hookers. A small pile of hookers.

 

[bachman44]

Id take one decent one rather than a pile of cheapies. That many std's would kill you before the night is over.

 

[Jake60]

250 isn't much.
How about midget hookers?

 

[unclejed]

Id take one decent one rather than a pile of cheapies. That many std's would kill you before the night is over.

I've just never been in a pile of cheapies. It seems like something a guy should do before he dies. Unless of course you could afford a pile of high end harlots. But $250 will not get you anywhere near that.

 

[GT Jon]

Hookers. Just hookers. All hookers. A small pile of hookers.

I'm with Jake on this one, but I want a large pile of small hookers.

 

[unclejed]

I'm with Jake on this one, but I want a large pile of small hookers.

I would be ok with a few tiny trollops but they have to have normal hands. The ones that have those little toe fingers? Yuck.

 

[Old4Eyes]

Hookers and blow

Since a Taurus blows, the op is halfway there. Or maybe all the way there, depending on what you want from the hooker.

 

[kypix]

What do you do if you have 250 to spend for your birthday in yourself..???

In my case I bought a TAURUS TCP SS... Yeah yeah I know it's a Taurus but it was the right price and I've heard nothing but good things about this particular model... And I needed a .380 for when I can't dress around my gun.. So now I can have a gun on me all the time no matter what! Will update when I get to go to the range. Will post a pic when it lets me upload

Congrats on the TCP. Best trigger (IMHO) of any of the pocket .380s.

Now back to the hookers.

kypix

 

[GT Jon]

I would be ok with a few tiny trollops but they have to have normal hands. The ones that have those little toe fingers? Yuck.

How dare you belittle *snicker* their toefingers! :-x

 

[b3t0]

Hookers and blow

Lmao.

+100

 

[le_butters]

I would go with a good bottle of whiskey and blow. But eh

 

[OKcherokee]

Hookers and blow

This, then just waste the rest on worthless stuff.

 

[CopNa454Sierra]

I would be ok with a few tiny trollops but they have to have normal hands. The ones that have those little toe fingers? Yuck.

But tiny hands/stubby fingers will make your "stuff" look bigger.

Not implying anything about Jed, I don't know him that well...just saying...






Oh yeah, and in before the lock...lol

 

[JeremyV]

Oh god... Well guess I gotta get my money back and buy hookers!!!

 

[Jrod45acp]

Always wanted to do a line off a strippers rear....

 

[R3dbull4dd1kt]

*facepalm* hopefully OP didn't get turned into the hooker over buying a Taurus

 

[b3t0]

Always wanted to do a line off a strippers rear....

It's not as easy as it sounds...