Subway Deaths Keep Coming

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  1. Jan 22, 2013 #1
    XDMickey

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    And her I was thinking it was due to a sub sandwich!
     
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    Same here.
     
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    Now im hungry for subway!
     
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    Time to ban the $5 foot long. Since you never know who shouldn't be having one so we should just assume we all shouldn't have one. It would be the logical thing to do. Never mind the fact that people are dying by actually jumping in front of the train, we're scared and have to do something. Anything! Just do it quickly...

    Anyone noticed a shortage of lunch meats?
     
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    but first, any and all persons wanting to ride a subway (train, not a sandwich) must take a mental evaluation test to see if he/she is deemed mentally competant to stand next to the tracks and NOT feel the need to push someone or jump onto said tracks. only after the individual passes the test and get registered into a nation wide database, may the individual enter the station. every five years the individual must retake the test to determine their mental stability. failure to do so will result in revocation of subway (train, not sandwich) privelages.
     
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    I am due for a high capacity assault sammich right about now. :lol:



    I have noticed a pattern of people being thrown into the path of the trains lately. every news story to do with these events seem to have a common thread to them.
     
  10. Jan 22, 2013 #10
    XDMickey

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    Its good that some of you got that I was trying to be "ironic" regarding having to get a permit to get on the subway...since subways kill...

    LOL!!!
     

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