Sarah Palin Joke Thread

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  1. LiberalGunOwner

    LiberalGunOwner XDTalk 100 Member

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    I have noticed a lot of comedic talent here at XDTalk.

    So give me your best Sarah Palin Joke!!!

    This is the best I've heardso far:

    "What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and an malignant tumor?"
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    Lipstick!

    Yea, kinda lame so give me your best.
     
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    Pips XDTalk 100 Member

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    What's the difference between Sarah palin and liberalgunowner?
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    Sarah is more successful and has more supporters.
     
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    hmm...i doubt you'll have much luck here. most people find these types of jokes (ones about political figures that they support) offensive. not my joke, but here goes...

    "sarah palin said she's a lifelong member of the nra, which makes sense given her stand on shot-gun weddings." - paraphrased from conan (who will undoubtedly be called a leftist media whore or something like that...)
     
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    jmichna XDTalk 20K Member Founding Member

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    The best by far!

    Too Good!

    Give me another, Please.


     
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    Joe Biden
     
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    that gave me the lulz
     
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    I think these forums are sort of kin to public speaking in that at least the first rule applies:

    1) KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE


    Perhaps some forum guys and public speakers forget that from time to time.
     
  15. LiberalGunOwner

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    Com'on give me a couple more. You know you've got'em. Post that one that you reallllllllllly want to show everyone!
     
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    looks real to me. Maybe Homeland Security will authenticate it. :rolleyes:
     
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    Funny I heard that joke about 2 years ago but with Barry as the lead. Seems to be pretty true now that you see him in action.
     
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