Sarah Palin Joke Thread

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    LiberalGunOwner

    LiberalGunOwner XDTalk 100 Member

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    I have noticed a lot of comedic talent here at XDTalk.

    So give me your best Sarah Palin Joke!!!

    This is the best I've heardso far:

    "What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and an malignant tumor?"
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    Lipstick!

    Yea, kinda lame so give me your best.
     
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    Pips

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    What's the difference between Sarah palin and liberalgunowner?
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    Sarah is more successful and has more supporters.
     
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    amishclark

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    hmm...i doubt you'll have much luck here. most people find these types of jokes (ones about political figures that they support) offensive. not my joke, but here goes...

    "sarah palin said she's a lifelong member of the nra, which makes sense given her stand on shot-gun weddings." - paraphrased from conan (who will undoubtedly be called a leftist media whore or something like that...)
     
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    The best by far!

    Too Good!

    Give me another, Please.


     
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