My Resimay

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  1. Dhunter55

    Dhunter55 XDTalk 4K Member Founding Member

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    Resimay

    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.












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    Employer's response:......


    Dear Peggy May,

    It's OK! We've got spell check
     
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    rupert XDTalk 1K Member

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    Your Hired!

    Lol
     
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    enfurno XDTalk 500 Member

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    Lol, now those are some fine credentials.
     
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    That's not the only thing that'll be open...... :twisted:
     
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    Frenchy <b>Cat Herder</b> Staff Member Founding Member

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    And another Congressional assistant is born!
     
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    her brains are too big.
     
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    cmcarlile XDTalk 500 Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm calling [​IMG] on this. No way in h$ll she can see the key board to type!
     
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    gotnspikes XDTalk 1K Member

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    She has her own keyboard tray.
     
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    Bilt4Comfort XDTalk 100 Member

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    Those things will keep some chiropractor in business for life.
     
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    That's why the spelling looks the way it does...duh.
     
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    Dhunter55 XDTalk 4K Member Founding Member

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    Oh yeah! ;)
     
  14. Dhunter55

    Dhunter55 XDTalk 4K Member Founding Member

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    No, wrong gender. ;)
     

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