Man cuts off his own arm with a homemade guillotine

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  1. TX-Kevin

    TX-Kevin XDTalk 3K Member

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    Have any of you ever built your very own guillotine? Yeah... me neither. :shock:

    The comments to the article are pretty funny though.

    Not a Halloween Costume: Washington Man Cuts Off Arm With Guillotine « CBS Seattle
     
  2. Thunder71

    Thunder71 XDTalk 2K Member

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    Genius!

    Never aim a guillotine at anything you don't want to destroy.
    Always be aware of what's behind the target.
    A guillotine is always loaded.
    Always point a guillotine in a safe direction.
     
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    WTF was he making a guillotine for anyway? Was this a good thing (as in stopping a serial killer?)
     
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    TX-Kevin XDTalk 3K Member

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    My thoughts as well.
     
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    OKcherokee XDTalk 20K Member

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    Would this be a 'win' or a 'fail'?
     
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    Thunder71 XDTalk 2K Member

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    "I'm trying to come up with something witty, but I'm stumped." - FTW
     
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    Hey look at this cool guillotine I just built! I'll stick my arm in it and let it go! Ouch! What a [bad word] [bad word]. Serves him right. Darwin is not known for mercy.
     
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    jmichna XDTalk 25K Member Founding Member

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    Mine as well. Did Providence or just good fortune stop a nut case before he managed to get started?













    At least he's disarmed! ;)
     
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    Those Occupy nuts are preparing to get all French Revolution on the one-percent elites. :shock:
     
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    GT Jon XDTalk 10K Member

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    Someone give this man a hand.
     
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    jmichna XDTalk 25K Member Founding Member

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    Ah... the OWS "Reign of Terror"!

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  12. CdnInAz

    CdnInAz XDTalk 3K Member

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    tough times these days, tough breaks for a guy living in a camp that is a temporary home --- so he spends his time building a frikkin' guillotine. Yes, something is just a wee bit strange with this story
     
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    jmichna XDTalk 25K Member Founding Member

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    I'm stumped! ;)
     
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    Well... the good news if it's his left arm... he'll be all right! ;)
     
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    I know of a guy that chopped of his arm from the forearm down because he did not like it anymore. It took him 16 hacks with a meat cleaver. F'ing crazy right
     

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