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  1. Feb 16, 2017 at 7:10 PM #34171
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    True story,...

    I used to like (denote the past tense) hot/spicy food. I never got crazy or stupid, but I like it hot, with flavor.

    Enter a co-worker who grew habanero peppers. I thought I'd give it a try. I used to make good chili, and I wanted to make some. So I did. I chopped up one and added it to a crock pot of chili.

    I could smell the capsacian from the chili in the kitchen when I walked into the living room.

    I dished up a bowl. It tingled my nostrils. Burned my mouf. Burned in my stomach. Gave me terri-bad heartburn while in bed. Burned while moving through my intestine. As a final parting,... "gift", it burned when leaving too.... Seriously painful. It was the opposite of a good time.

    Sadly, I hate to waste food and I used to think I was pretty smart. So, the next day I had another bowl. This time however, I added some milk to it cause I'm smart...

    Well, this time it was better; and by " better", I mean my body remembered all the pain and suffering of earlier, so I got doubled up on.

    Yeah, it was a great week or so. I guess I'm also a glutton for punishment. I don't remember if I finished that crock pot of "chili", but ever since then, I can't eat food nearly as spicy as I used to.

    Sigh,......
     
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  2. Feb 16, 2017 at 7:32 PM #34172
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  3. Feb 16, 2017 at 8:10 PM #34173
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  4. Feb 16, 2017 at 9:14 PM #34174
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    What is this?
     
  5. Feb 16, 2017 at 10:06 PM #34175
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    Google Oroville CA dam.
     
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  6. Feb 17, 2017 at 10:37 AM #34176
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    Not to be all political about abortion, but this is damn funny! Good meme. Well done.
     
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  7. Feb 17, 2017 at 10:42 AM #34177
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  8. Feb 17, 2017 at 12:19 PM #34178
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    Absolutely mind blowing

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  9. Feb 17, 2017 at 12:28 PM #34179
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