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Spectre044 · 06-03-2009, 06:04 PM

I don't remember seeing this one.

Little Boudreaux was sitting in the doctor's waiting room. It was his first time there by himself and he was trying to be brave.

The door to the inner offices opened and little Thibodeaux came out holding a a bandage around his finger and whimpering.

"What's wrong Thibodeaux?" Little Boudreaux asked.

"Oh, I was here for a blood test - dey cut my finger to get it - pert near cut it off - damned but dis hurts," Little Thibodeaux replied.

This was just too much for little Boudreaux, he broke down crying.

"What's wrong dere Boudreaux?" Little Thibodeaux asked.

"I'm here for a urine test," Little Boudreaux mumbled between sobs.

WeedWacker · 06-03-2009, 09:16 PM

That.... was hilarious!!!

Here is another Ole and sven

Ole and Sven are sitting on a bridge overlooking a stream. After a while, up drives the warden.

"Hello boys. You do realize you need a fishing license to catch fish in this stream, don't you?"

Ole says, "Oh, warden, vee aren't fishink here! Vee have magnets to catch all de debris on teh bottom of dis here stream, ya see?"

The warden, he says, "I don't believe you, let me see what's on your line."

Ole and Sven reeled up their lines and sure enough, each had a horse-shoe magnet attached to their line.

"Well," said the warden, "you can have all the debris off the bottom of this stream that you want," then drove off.

Sven snickered the leaned over to Ole and said, "Wow, dat warden shoor vas shtoopit. He doesn't realise der are steelhead fish in dis stream!"

flyfishindawg · 07-05-2009, 08:18 PM

Boudreaux was fishing one day when Thibodeaux came rushing up to him in a full-on hustle. Out of breath, Thibopdeaux says to Boudreaux:

"Hey Boudreau!"

"Yea, Thibodeaux, why you in such a fuss?"

"Aw Boudreaux, I gots some awful news and but gots some good news too!"

"Lawd Thibodeaux! The fish ain't bitin' so I'z already in da funk, but I'm thinkin' I can take da bad news, so go awn..."

"Beaudreaux, we found Marie face down in the bayou dis mawnin'. She be dead, Beaudreau...."

"Dat is sho' nuff awful, Thibodeaux! What could da good news be!"

"Well, we took 3 bushels of crab off 'er and we plannin' on runnin' her agin tonite!"

**Carnivorous** · 07-05-2009, 08:47 PM

Nice!

06-03-2009, 06:04 PM	#121
Spectre044 XDTalk Newbie Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Good ole Georgia Posts: 19	I don't remember seeing this one. Little Boudreaux was sitting in the doctor's waiting room. It was his first time there by himself and he was trying to be brave. The door to the inner offices opened and little Thibodeaux came out holding a a bandage around his finger and whimpering. "What's wrong Thibodeaux?" Little Boudreaux asked. "Oh, I was here for a blood test - dey cut my finger to get it - pert near cut it off - damned but dis hurts," Little Thibodeaux replied. This was just too much for little Boudreaux, he broke down crying. "What's wrong dere Boudreaux?" Little Thibodeaux asked. "I'm here for a urine test," Little Boudreaux mumbled between sobs.
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06-03-2009, 09:16 PM	#122
WeedWacker XDTalk Newbie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The state of Washington that has waiting periods for evil handguns Posts: 29	That.... was hilarious!!! Here is another Ole and sven Ole and Sven are sitting on a bridge overlooking a stream. After a while, up drives the warden. "Hello boys. You do realize you need a fishing license to catch fish in this stream, don't you?" Ole says, "Oh, warden, vee aren't fishink here! Vee have magnets to catch all de debris on teh bottom of dis here stream, ya see?" The warden, he says, "I don't believe you, let me see what's on your line." Ole and Sven reeled up their lines and sure enough, each had a horse-shoe magnet attached to their line. "Well," said the warden, "you can have all the debris off the bottom of this stream that you want," then drove off. Sven snickered the leaned over to Ole and said, "Wow, dat warden shoor vas shtoopit. He doesn't realise der are *steel*head fish in dis stream!" __________________ No I don't know what comes next, I've never made it past denial. - Me Fly fishermen are born honest but they get over it. - Ed Zern
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07-05-2009, 08:18 PM	#123
flyfishindawg XDTalk Newbie Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 7	Da good news and da bad news! Boudreaux was fishing one day when Thibodeaux came rushing up to him in a full-on hustle. Out of breath, Thibopdeaux says to Boudreaux: "Hey Boudreau!" "Yea, Thibodeaux, why you in such a fuss?" "Aw Boudreaux, I gots some awful news and but gots some good news too!" "Lawd Thibodeaux! The fish ain't bitin' so I'z already in da funk, but I'm thinkin' I can take da bad news, so go awn..." "Beaudreaux, we found Marie face down in the bayou dis mawnin'. She be dead, Beaudreau...." "Dat is sho' nuff awful, Thibodeaux! What could da good news be!" "Well, we took 3 bushels of crab off 'er and we plannin' on runnin' her agin tonite!"
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07-05-2009, 08:47 PM	#124
Carnivorous XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Houston Posts: 4,630	Nice! __________________ Then the LORD said to Cain, "Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must master it." [Gen. 4:6-7] *Carnivorous' Monster Boudreau Joke Thread!*
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