Carnivorous' Monster Boudreau Joke Thread!

[Carnivorous]

Forgot another one!






So for Boudreau and Marie's fiftieth wedding anniversary, Boudreau wanted to get Marie something really special. He went down to the Victoria's Secrets over in Lafourche, and asked the lady there for a sexy negligee for Marie.

The lady came out with one, and Boudreau looked it over. It was black and sheer, but not quite right. "This is very nice", he said "but I really want to impress Marie! Get me something more sheer, more expensive."

The lady went back, and came out with another negligee, that was twice the price of the first one. It was really sheer, and really silky, and midnight black. Bourdreau looked at it closely, and said "Thats getting there, but do you have anything better? I want something that says how much I love her---this is for our fiftieth wedding anniversary! I want the best, most expensive one you have."

The lady went in the back, and came out with her top-of-the line negligee. It was so sheer you could barely feel it, and Boudreau could barely afford to buy it. "That's the one!" He said, "that's so expensive, it'll really make Marie feel special."

So later that night, Boudreau presented the box to Marie at dinner. She opened it up, and Boudreau said "I got you the best, most sheer-est negligee money can buy! They don't come any better than that! Quick, go try it on for me!"

Marie took the negligee to her dressing room, and thought "I'm going to play a trick on ole' Boudreau!" So she took all her clothes off, and walked back out to Boudreau all sexy-like, swaying her hips. "Do you like it?" She said. "It's so sheer and sexy!"

But Boudreau was furious, and he yelled "For how much that thing cost, you think they could have at least ironed the wrinkles out of it!!!"

[Carnivorous]

Monday bump.

[Ride the Lightning]

Dude! Do you have a job or what? 11 pages and only 3 or 4 posts aren't from you. Do we have some sort of award for this sort of thing?

[Carnivorous]

Originally Posted by Ride the Lightning

Dude! Do you have a job or what? 11 pages and only 3 or 4 posts aren't from you. Do we have some sort of award for this sort of thing?

Haha, thanks man! Just trying to share the Boudreau spirit with y'all.

[Carnivorous]

New year, new Tuesday bump!

[Ske1etor]

I scanned through and didn't see this one.

In Houma, Louisiana (About 60 miles southwest of New Orleans) we have a little restaraunt called Boudreaux's and Thibodaux's. Everyone calls it B&T's for short. There have jokes on the walls... Read this one there a couple of years ago and just remembered it.
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Late one night, Boudreaux was driving through Houma when he spots Thibodaux on the shoulder of the road, completely naked. Boudreaux yells out the window "Mais Thibodaux, What you doing out here in ya birthday suit?"

Thibodaux replies "Mais Boudreaux, I was at dis bonfire and this lady come up and say "Hey everybody, lets take off our clothes and go to town!"... Can you believe I beat all of 'em here?!

[looking]

Boudreaux and Thibodaux was driving through the back wood drinking beer one night when they pass a trooper sitting on the side of the road. Immediately Boudreaux looks at Thibodaux and says peel the label off you bottle and put it on you head. About 20 seconds later that trooper pulls them over and asks them if they had been drinking. Boudreaux looks at the trooper point to his and Thibodaux head and said "no sir were on the patch".

[Carnivorous]

One hot July day Boudreau saw a commercial on television for Cajun Home Improvements, which was advertising the energy-saving benefits of storm windows. After talking it over with his wife Marie, they decided that it would be good to have them installed on their home in greater downtown Breaux Bridge.

The following December, on a cold day, a policeman knocked on Boudreau’s door, slapped handcuffs on him, threw him into the back seat of his police car, and took him to jail. A few days later, Boudreau appeared in court before Judge Thibodeau. Judge Thibodeau looked across the courtroom at Boudreau and asked him if he knew why he had been brought to court. Boudreau responded that he had no idea. Judge Thibodeau told Boudreau it was because he hadn’t yet sent Cajun Home Improvements the money for the installation of his new storm windows.

Boudreau responded, ‘Mais Judge, da reason why I ain’t send dem any money is cause, before I bought dem windows, de salesman told me dat in 6 months dey would pay for demselves!”

[treboris]

im not good with the words but heres one someone told me.


boudreau and pierre go on a hunting trip. they spend a week in the cabin up in the mountain hunting. no deer. they plan another trip and this time before they leave boudreau tells pierre he ordered a doe costume and the urine of a doe in heat. the plan is they gonna wait in the suit pretendin to be a doe in heat, and when a buck comes they are gonna shoot it. so they set up. pierre gets in the back of the suit and boudreau gets in the front holding his rifle. well this big monster 12 point buck shows up. boudreau goes to fire, click. 'darn pierre, i forgots de bullits' then pierre yells, 'what we gonna do now?' boudreau says, 'well i figga ill eat some gras, but you better hold on tite.

[Keroseneburner]

Boudreau and Thibodeau were laid off at the refinery. They took a job driving a truck hauling freight cross country. On a back road they come up on a bridge with a sign stating "Clearance 15 ft. 6 in.". Their rig is 17 feet tall. Boudreau looks around and says " I don't see any cops. Let's go for it!"