So, Obama gets on a Plane...... - XDTalk Forums - Your HS2000/SA-XD Information Source!

XDConvert9mm · 09-05-2008, 07:02 PM

This has been posted in a different form before but I just got an update today.

Mods, if this needs to be in the PV please move it.

Quote:

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'What makes you feel qualified to change America when you don't know s**t?

.45XDTac · 09-05-2008, 07:08 PM

I thought that sentence was going to end with an "and it crashes".

justgotback · 09-05-2008, 07:39 PM

That is so true, its funny!!!!

**AZXD** · 09-05-2008, 11:30 PM

Reno82 · 09-05-2008, 11:35 PM

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'What makes you feel qualified to change America when you don't know s**t?"

Any takers??

LUVMYSIGP225 · 09-06-2008, 01:32 AM

I saw the thread title and got excited. DAMN!!!

NoBrAiNr · 09-06-2008, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reno82

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'What makes you feel qualified to change America when you don't know s**t?"

Any takers??

My guess, and it is only a guess (without resorting to google or anything like that) is the differences in their digestive systems.

09-05-2008, 07:08 PM	#2
.45XDTac XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,483	I thought that sentence was going to end with an "and it crashes". __________________ MOΛΩN ΛABÉ "Like short sleeves I bare arms". I might have guns, i might not. I can't seem to remember. - godseviltwin

09-05-2008, 07:39 PM	#3
justgotback XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 11,705	That is so true, its funny!!!! __________________ Just say NO to Obama! “Just because you have an individual right, does not mean that the state or local government cannot constrain the exercise of that right.” Barack Obama on the 2nd amendment A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; The simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. Proverbs 22:3

09-05-2008, 11:30 PM	#4
AZXD XDTalk 15K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 16,637	__________________ . . Prepare for the worst scenario and hope for the best!!! Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is fatal. When one is prepared, it gives them peace of mind and eliminates the panic button which often leads to unnecessary waste and tragedy. The so-called "reasonable gun control" measures will take us all to the day when the last single-shot shotgun that grandpa owned is cut into pieces.

09-05-2008, 11:35 PM	#5
Reno82 XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,332	Do you know why?? "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'What makes you feel qualified to change America when you don't know s**t?" Any takers?? __________________ XD-45acp Service (Match Gun I changed it to a compact for CCW... did a grip chop on it) Ruger Mark III 22/45 Kimber SS Custom Target II 10mm Walther G22 (FUN GUN) XD-45acp Tactical (Match Gun II; upgraded the bbl from PistolGear) XD-9 Sub-Compact (Home Defense and CCW) DPMS AR-15: 9mm (1/17/08...) RRA CAR A4 Upper 223/5.56---did a lower bulid 6/3/08 and bought completed upper 2/21/08 S&W 642 38 special w/ CT grips (HD& CCW) Upper ALEX ARMS 19.5" 6.5 GRENDEL-order 9/9/08

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09-06-2008, 01:32 AM	#6
LUVMYSIGP225 XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Center of the Mind Posts: 6,099	I saw the thread title and got excited. DAMN!!!