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Old 07-19-2008, 11:56 AM   #1
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Talking Got into a fight this morning...
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!”
So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, than which one are you?”
And then the fight started…




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Old 07-19-2008, 12:06 PM   #2
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I guess not Bashful either... LOL
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!”
So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, than which one are you?”
And then the fight started…
Sounds like it was your fault.......So the Dwarf must have been: GRUMPY!!!

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Old 07-19-2008, 12:47 PM   #4
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I don't get it.

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Old 07-19-2008, 01:03 PM   #5
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jdfkvmdkss lsdfk.... maybe when I stop laughing I'll be able to type correctly!....

LOL, too dang funny!
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:12 PM   #6
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How early in the morning was this? Maybe he was Sleepy?
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:57 PM   #7
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OMG my side hurts from laughing so hard!!!
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lol awesome.
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How about this one?

When I retired, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I checked my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing curly grey hair. She said, 'That grey hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started.....
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that's bad...a perfect segway to those "viva viagara" commercials.
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