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aiformula · 08-12-2005, 06:18 AM

Is this really your third marriage?

Sure is.

What happened to your first two wives?

They died.

How did your first wife die?

Coroner said she ate some poisonous mushrooms.

What about your second wife?

She died from a severe skull fracture.

How did she get a skull fracture?

She wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms.

tec · 08-12-2005, 06:33 AM

ichy_trigger · 08-12-2005, 06:36 AM

lol...I thought this was going to be about the guy in England that had triple bypass surgery and all 3 of his wives showed up to visit at the same time! Just read about it in the news...

Shnozzer-xd-9 · 08-12-2005, 07:16 AM

Thats good stuff

ajamesp51 · 08-12-2005, 07:20 AM

HA HA AH

XD BACKUP GUN · 08-12-2005, 07:24 PM

08-12-2005, 06:18 AM	#1
aiformula XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sw ohio Posts: 3,113	third wife Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They died. How did your first wife die? Coroner said she ate some poisonous mushrooms. What about your second wife? She died from a severe skull fracture. How did she get a skull fracture? She wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms. __________________ Tony Obama '08... change we can bereave in. Guns are like orgasms.......you just can't have enough good ones!

08-12-2005, 06:36 AM	#3
ichy_trigger XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 8,015	lol...I thought this was going to be about the guy in England that had triple bypass surgery and all 3 of his wives showed up to visit at the same time! Just read about it in the news... __________________ "The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." http://militarysignatures.com/signatures/member2645.png

08-12-2005, 07:16 AM	#4
Shnozzer-xd-9 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 241	Thats good stuff __________________ \"No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.\" - Thomas Jefferson

08-12-2005, 07:20 AM	#5
ajamesp51 XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Birmingham, Al Posts: 5,026	HA HA AH __________________ "God shall not have his word made manifest by cowards" RWE www.xd-hs2000.com

08-12-2005, 07:24 PM	#6
XD BACKUP GUN XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oak Grove,MN Posts: 1,720	__________________ I carry 2 sometimes 3 guns....why not 4....that would be ostentatious. The person who carries more than 1 gun is not paranoid but prepared.

08-12-2005, 06:33 AM	#2
tec XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Holland Ohio Posts: 8,677 Blog Entries: 1

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