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ArmyGuy45 · 06-24-2008, 10:04 AM

im going to get slapped if i use this!

dreydin · 06-24-2008, 10:10 AM

oh, mah, GAWD!

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RobFMJ · 06-24-2008, 11:15 AM

Haha, thats great!

Bobby Schulz · 06-24-2008, 11:24 AM

That is a GOOD one!

Liquid Rhino · 06-24-2008, 11:56 AM

hellz yeah!

**godseviltwin** · 06-24-2008, 12:15 PM

saw that one in circulation a year or so ago but still great. thanks for the laugh

Yuppicide · 06-24-2008, 12:18 PM

When she doesn't "Put-out"

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtWKPII

...One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that about?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different
very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told he r
we'd just buy them all. She wanted shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear,
let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,” Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?'

...................And She never "Put-Out" again!

Tricky · 06-24-2008, 12:20 PM

spot on

devildog12210 · 06-24-2008, 12:31 PM

I definantly liked that one.

beakersloco · 06-28-2008, 02:35 AM

Thats a good one ... and my wife doesnt understand when she gets in her not putting out mood .. I get in a what am I going to buy myself to occupy my time since you dont wanna put out.

Managed to score a nice 380 last year and this year a shotgun. I figure by the end of this year I should have the surround sound system that I want.

06-24-2008, 10:04 AM	#11
ArmyGuy45 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mesa,AZ / Ft Carson, CO Posts: 3,417	im going to get slapped if i use this! __________________ US Army 2005 - Present XD45 Compact - My Carry Suresights Springer Precision Trigger Kit/Bar ( needs install ) NRA Life Member Myspace If they take my guns, ill carry a sword!

06-24-2008, 10:10 AM	#12
dreydin XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,249	oh, mah, GAWD! ... __________________ XD-40 SC bi-tone - hard chromed w/TFOs + PRP goodies

06-24-2008, 11:15 AM	#13
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06-24-2008, 11:24 AM	#14
Bobby Schulz XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: NC Posts: 208	That is a GOOD one! __________________ Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

06-24-2008, 11:56 AM	#15
Liquid Rhino XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: three\|zero\|five Posts: 964	hellz yeah! __________________ Keepin' It Real Since '79...

06-24-2008, 12:15 PM	#16
godseviltwin XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: GEORGIA Posts: 1,084	saw that one in circulation a year or so ago but still great. thanks for the laugh __________________ "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." ~Benjamin Franklin I might have guns, i might not. I can't seem to remember. Rule #1 Cover your ass first!!!! Rule #2 Make sure you survive the day.

06-24-2008, 12:20 PM	#18
Tricky XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Statesboro GA Posts: 148	spot on

06-24-2008, 12:31 PM	#19
devildog12210 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Drummonds Posts: 675	I definantly liked that one. __________________ XD-40 Service Ruger 10/22 Remington 870 supermag

06-28-2008, 02:35 AM	#20
beakersloco XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Greenville NC Posts: 991	Thats a good one ... and my wife doesnt understand when she gets in her not putting out mood .. I get in a what am I going to buy myself to occupy my time since you dont wanna put out. Managed to score a nice 380 last year and this year a shotgun. I figure by the end of this year I should have the surround sound system that I want. __________________ \"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” (Edmund Burke)

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