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06-06-2008, 09:46 AM
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Pond Water
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it.') The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.' The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.' |
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06-06-2008, 10:06 AM
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I like that one!!
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06-06-2008, 01:28 PM
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guten ein!
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06-06-2008, 02:12 PM
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Good joke, wrong forum.
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