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Tally XD · 06-05-2008, 09:14 PM

The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces!

This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S.

These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Shiftyk5 · 06-05-2008, 10:03 PM

**DanTheEldest** · 06-05-2008, 10:04 PM

Methinks that boomstick would fit Seras Victoria just fine.

If you've never seen Hellsing, this just went right over your head.

rickett · 06-05-2008, 10:05 PM

Git 'em!!!

**rufusdog** · 06-05-2008, 10:18 PM

That should be a real force to deal with.

06-05-2008, 09:14 PM	#1
Tally XD XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Florida Posts: 1,395	New Military Special Forces Unit The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces! This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S. These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. __________________ _________________________________________ "My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office. In the first year, I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, one gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns." *-Barack Obama, VPC Fund Raiser, 2007* _________________________________________

06-05-2008, 10:03 PM	#2
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06-05-2008, 10:04 PM	#3
DanTheEldest XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 6,528	Methinks that boomstick would fit Seras Victoria just fine. If you've never seen Hellsing, this just went right over your head. __________________ The only things more disturbing than the base ideologies of the new President are the lengths to which his supporters and apologists will go to try to convince themselves and the rest of us that he's not exactly who he says he is. Innocent life is cheap--a few hundred bucks for an abortion. Guilty life is expensive--a couple million for appeals, incarceration, and execution. How bass-ackwards is our society?

06-05-2008, 10:05 PM	#4
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06-05-2008, 10:18 PM	#5
rufusdog XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 995	That should be a real force to deal with.