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cekxd40 · 12-20-2004, 07:07 AM

My wife and I went to Wally World to do some shopping and as usual I get my daughter out of the car and the diaper bag (whcich has now become a back pack) . My wife grabs her stuff and we walk in. Grab a cart and throw the back pack in and bend over to pick up my little miss to set her in the cart...

At this point I'll tell you about the "Cart Nazi". There is the kid that is either really trying for management ot is just bored...but everytime we shop he follows us to the car and stands and waits for us to unload the cart. He grabs the damn thing before the last bag is even out...ot's very frigging irritating...after months of this...I deemed him the "Cart Nazi".

Anyway as I bend over and pick my daughter up my coat rides up...round man...apparrently not long enough of a coat...because all I here is some idiot yelling....

SIR SIR YOUR COAT PULL YOUR COAT DOWN! SIR SIR DO YOU KNOW WHATS ON YOUR SIDE? SIR PULL YOUR COAT DOWN....The next friggin thing I know is the damn cart nazi in my face (literally) asking me if I know whats on my side...

WELL DUH you stupid moron! All I could do was look at him grit my teeth and say...well yes as a matter of fact...I do.

he says I dont know how management will deal with this...

At this point I think I really just should've of choked the little bastard...I took my coat off threw it in the basket (exposing my beautiful fobus and xd) and told him...well little man I guess they will just have to deal with it...wont they...Hey no point it concealing anymore right? the **** nut just drew the attention of anyone within 200 feet...

GOD I HATE WAL-MART...nobody in management said anything...I saw the cart nazi telling them and the manager took off hot to trot...but nobody ever said jack...

I think next time I'll act all surprised and freak out like its a growth or a giant leech!

**turbo2ltr** · 12-20-2004, 07:11 AM

This is hilarious and rediculous all at the same time!!

Tango Sierra · 12-20-2004, 07:23 AM

Taking your coat off like that during a confrontation could be considered brandishing a weapon in some states.

RicochetJim · 12-20-2004, 07:48 AM

Tango is right. Don't intentionally expose your sidearm, that will put you in an illegal position -- at least that's how it is here in Texas.

[TASF]Overkill · 12-20-2004, 07:53 AM

He was about to get in his car. Who drives with a coat on?

RicochetJim · 12-20-2004, 07:56 AM

Ahhh. Good point Overkill. I didn't read carefully enough, I was thinking he was entering the store.

Tango Sierra · 12-20-2004, 08:12 AM

The police may not be willing to split those hairs.

DigMe · 12-20-2004, 09:30 AM

Is open carry legal in KY?

Don't worry man...every Wal-Mart and McDonald's has that one retarded kid working for them.

brad cook

ajamesp51 · 12-20-2004, 09:38 AM

Kentucky is cool Open carry is legal and every one knows it, not like Alabama where its legal but no one knows. What did your wife say?

bd · 12-20-2004, 09:43 AM

It will be interesting to see if "Cart Nazi" follows you next time.

If he does, tell him that you appreciate him following you through the parking lot but you are capable of taking care of yourself as he should know by now.

See if he gets the message.

If that doesn't work tell him he has pretty eyes and ask him what time he gets off work.

bd

12-20-2004, 07:07 AM	#1
cekxd40 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 322	Wal-Mart and the cart Nazi... My wife and I went to Wally World to do some shopping and as usual I get my daughter out of the car and the diaper bag (whcich has now become a back pack) . My wife grabs her stuff and we walk in. Grab a cart and throw the back pack in and bend over to pick up my little miss to set her in the cart... At this point I'll tell you about the "Cart Nazi". There is the kid that is either really trying for management ot is just bored...but everytime we shop he follows us to the car and stands and waits for us to unload the cart. He grabs the damn thing before the last bag is even out...ot's very frigging irritating...after months of this...I deemed him the "Cart Nazi". Anyway as I bend over and pick my daughter up my coat rides up...round man...apparrently not long enough of a coat...because all I here is some idiot yelling.... SIR SIR YOUR COAT PULL YOUR COAT DOWN! SIR SIR DO YOU KNOW WHATS ON YOUR SIDE? SIR PULL YOUR COAT DOWN....The next friggin thing I know is the damn cart nazi in my face (literally) asking me if I know whats on my side... WELL DUH you stupid moron! All I could do was look at him grit my teeth and say...well yes as a matter of fact...I do. he says I dont know how management will deal with this... At this point I think I really just should've of choked the little bastard...I took my coat off threw it in the basket (exposing my beautiful fobus and xd) and told him...well little man I guess they will just have to deal with it...wont they...Hey no point it concealing anymore right? the **** nut just drew the attention of anyone within 200 feet... GOD I HATE WAL-MART...nobody in management said anything...I saw the cart nazi telling them and the manager took off hot to trot...but nobody ever said jack... I think next time I'll act all surprised and freak out like its a growth or a giant leech! __________________ \"All men have fear. The brave ones lay it down and go forward. Some unto death, but all to VICTORY\" - The Kings Guard of Ancient Greece Springfield XD-40 4\" service Springfield 1911-A1 G.I. 45

12-20-2004, 07:11 AM	#2
turbo2ltr XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 340	This is hilarious and rediculous all at the same time!! __________________ XD9 Service • XD40 Sub • Kimber Ultra CDP II • DPMS AR15 Carbine • Winchester 1300 http://www.rigrate.com • http://www.pocketlogger.com

12-20-2004, 07:48 AM	#4
RicochetJim XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 619	Tango is right. Don't intentionally expose your sidearm, that will put you in an illegal position -- at least that's how it is here in Texas. __________________ Jim XD-40 Service Model with Heinie night sights XD-9 Sub-Compact Bi-Tone Taurus 605 snubby .357 magnum

12-20-2004, 07:53 AM	#5
[TASF]Overkill XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lynchburg, VA Posts: 2,446	He was about to get in his car. Who drives with a coat on? __________________ "Semper facere bonum, an a amare odium, vita mors." [Do good always, whether through life or death, love or hate.] "He who relies solely on warlike measures shall be exterminated; he who relies solely on peaceful measures shall perish." Photo thread is back! (Until next disaster)

12-20-2004, 07:56 AM	#6
RicochetJim XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 619	Ahhh. Good point Overkill. I didn't read carefully enough, I was thinking he was entering the store. __________________ Jim XD-40 Service Model with Heinie night sights XD-9 Sub-Compact Bi-Tone Taurus 605 snubby .357 magnum

12-20-2004, 07:23 AM	#3
Tango Sierra XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Illinois Posts: 180	Taking your coat off like that during a confrontation could be considered brandishing a weapon in some states.

12-20-2004, 08:12 AM	#7
Tango Sierra XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Illinois Posts: 180	The police may not be willing to split those hairs.

12-20-2004, 09:30 AM	#8
DigMe XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Waco, TX Posts: 1,540	Is open carry legal in KY? Don't worry man...every Wal-Mart and McDonald's has that one retarded kid working for them. brad cook __________________ This space for rent. .jpgs and .gifs need not apply.

12-20-2004, 09:38 AM	#9
ajamesp51 XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Birmingham, Al Posts: 5,027	Kentucky is cool Open carry is legal and every one knows it, not like Alabama where its legal but no one knows. What did your wife say? __________________ "God shall not have his word made manifest by cowards" RWE www.xd-hs2000.com

12-20-2004, 09:43 AM	#10
bd XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 3,864	It will be interesting to see if "Cart Nazi" follows you next time. If he does, tell him that you appreciate him following you through the parking lot but you are capable of taking care of yourself as he should know by now. See if he gets the message. If that doesn't work tell him he has pretty eyes and ask him what time he gets off work. bd

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