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07-25-2005, 01:10 AM
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Why... one liners
Might be a repost....if it is sorry
 If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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07-25-2005, 03:36 AM
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not to bad, first time i read thoes
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07-26-2005, 08:39 AM
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I carry 2 sometimes 3 guns....why not 4....that would be ostentatious. The person who carries more than 1 gun is not paranoid but prepared. |
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07-26-2005, 01:09 PM
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is cheese the past, past tense of chose?
think becomes thought...blink becomes blought? nope...blinked. america has the sawed-off shotgun...england has the sawn-off shotgun. interesting stuff. 
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07-26-2005, 02:07 PM
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The opposite of pro is con...so the opposite of progress...is....Congress!
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07-26-2005, 07:50 PM
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07-26-2005, 08:23 PM
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Mr.Big Cream, rub it on your weiner and it gets big,,,wouldnt your hands get bigger too?
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