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hacker15 · 05-25-2008, 07:15 PM

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

**KingAirDriver** · 05-25-2008, 07:17 PM

Hahahaha!!

KingArthur · 05-25-2008, 07:21 PM

I need that chuckle. Good one!

profesor · 05-25-2008, 09:18 PM

Lol!

setabkcin · 05-25-2008, 09:24 PM

That's awesome!!

tomfoolery · 05-25-2008, 09:25 PM

Hahahah.....

**yocan** · 05-25-2008, 10:05 PM

you got group laughter down here.

Oreo · 05-25-2008, 10:34 PM

Haha. That's getting added to my "favorites" list. Nice find.

05-25-2008, 07:15 PM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,621	The Lie Detector John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy. 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.' 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!' With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

05-25-2008, 07:17 PM	#2
KingAirDriver XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: FL230 and KS Posts: 1,462	Hahahaha!! __________________ "When life's on the line, we're in the air." Freight Dogs - Order of the Sleepless Knights.

05-25-2008, 09:18 PM	#4
profesor XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,152	Lol! __________________ Red Rider BB Gun... where it all begins!

05-25-2008, 09:24 PM	#5
setabkcin XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Venus Posts: 406	That's awesome!! __________________ NBatesDesign.com ZOMBIES ATTACK!

05-25-2008, 09:25 PM	#6
tomfoolery XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 5,302	Hahahah..... __________________ "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees." "One is none, two is one, and three is just a good time." Clint Smith, referring to the number of guns you carry daily.

05-25-2008, 07:21 PM	#3
KingArthur XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 885	I need that chuckle. Good one!

05-25-2008, 10:05 PM	#7
yocan XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,281	you got group laughter down here. __________________ The three requirements for a school shooting. 1 know the floorplan. 2 Know the threats inside the location and response time/entry time for the police 3. Royally screwed up intelligent analytic mind. We need more laws to protect these three rights. Ban guns in schools, it obviously works.

05-25-2008, 10:34 PM	#8
Oreo XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The new USSR Posts: 148	Haha. That's getting added to my "favorites" list. Nice find. __________________ "The society that separates its warriors from its scholars will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting done by fools." - Thucydides Support: - SCCC - 2nd Amendment Rights - US Armed Forces - GRPD - BPPD - SAPD

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