|
|
|
|||||||
| Register | Forum Rules | Blogs | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read |
| XDTalk Memberships | Gold Sponsorships | XDTalk Sponsors | XDTalk Pro Logo Shop | Photo Gallery | Wiki | ChatBox |
|
Welcome to the XDTalk Forums - Your HS2000/SA-XD Information Source! forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Also, registering gets you started on gaining access to The Trading Post and Blogs after 30 days and 100 posts! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
05-23-2008, 11:23 AM
|
#1 |
|
XDTalk 500 Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: chattanooga area TN
Posts: 735
|
dictionary for womens personal ads (funny)
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No breasts Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
__________________
well hell yes its dangerous if it wasnt i wouldnt have no need to carry it ! XD-9 sc bi-tone , ,Keltec p3aT,,Glock 19 9mm , Glock 23 40 s&w, Sig Mosquito 22 . surefire g2,Streamlite Thunder Ranch tl2 ,Streamlight Scorpion Glock tac light. |
|
    
|
|
05-24-2008, 08:08 AM
|
#2 |
|
XDTalk 1K Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,152
|
LOL
__________________
Red Rider BB Gun... where it all begins! |
|
|
|
05-24-2008, 08:31 AM
|
#3 |
|
XDTalk 100 Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Kansas City MO area
Posts: 195
|
that is freaking hillarious.
__________________
Better to carry a gun and never need it than to need it one time and not have it. Truth is treason in the empire of lies--Dr. Ron Paul In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot.--Mark Twain www.ronpaul2008.com/ |
|
|
|
|
05-24-2008, 10:29 AM
|
#4 |
|
XDTalk 2K Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: NE Illinois
Posts: 2,560
|
You have revealed the Keys to the Kingdom... spot on!
__________________
"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." - James Madison, Federalist No. 10 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal distribution of blessings, the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal distribution of misery." - Sir Winston Churchill |
|
|
|
|
05-24-2008, 11:20 AM
|
#5 |
|
XDTalk 500 Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Orlando, Fl
Posts: 553
|
Several agents were killed to get us this information, so take this all to heart.
 
__________________
-Everything in Moderation - Including moderation -God didn't make all people equal...Colt did. - Hadalgo Taurus bi-tone PT-111 millenium(9mm) SA XD-9 with Trijicon SA XD-40sc Ruger Secutity-Six 4" Bicentenial model(.357) Spikes Tactical AR-15 (5.56/.223) |
|
|
|
|
05-24-2008, 01:40 PM
|
#6 |
|
XDTalk 100 Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 287
|
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay << My favorite. LOL
|
|
|
|
|
05-25-2008, 03:23 AM
|
#7 |
|
XDTalk 500 Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: chattanooga area TN
Posts: 735
|
here is my favorite 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
__________________
well hell yes its dangerous if it wasnt i wouldnt have no need to carry it ! XD-9 sc bi-tone , ,Keltec p3aT,,Glock 19 9mm , Glock 23 40 s&w, Sig Mosquito 22 . surefire g2,Streamlite Thunder Ranch tl2 ,Streamlight Scorpion Glock tac light. |
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
