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afmo · 05-22-2008, 02:44 PM

The afternoon was wearing on, and my stomach began to grumble. Deciding that i needed sustenance to continue my grueling day of internet surfing, i headed to the fridge to scavenge some food. The light bulb blazed to life as I opened the door, shining light into the recesses of the cold-box. Pushing aside random drinks and condiments, searching past the eggs, the beer, and narrowly avoiding the collapse of a dastardly trap of mustard and ketchup bottles, I found a pan of leftovers on which to dine.

As I removed my pan of leftover rice casserole, I noticed something in the back of the refrigerator, something that I had not noticed before. I gingerly placed the pan of rice on the counter, and prepare myself to re-enter the cavernous space in search of the elusive mystery item.

Retracing my footsteps carefully, remembering the positions of the ketchup and mustard trap. Suddenly, I was upon it....an unholy mass of god knows what. How long had it reigned over the dominion of the refrigerator? How had such evil gone unnoticed for so long? I retracted in fear, and slammed the door shut, entombing the evil sight. Regaining my composure, I realized I must do battle with this unspeakable evil, so as to free the refrigerator from its ungodly reign.

Sounding my battle cry of "EWWWWWWWW" I dove back into the refrigerator to defeat the master of that evil place. As the tide of battle was turning, the beast let off this noxious odor that gave me cause to let it go. It was now out of its containment and on the floor in the realm of the kitchen. Mustering all of my strength, and choking back my gag reflex, I flung the beast into the "Hefty" containment device and ran it out of the realm. The horrors of the battle are over...but the stench remains to this very day....

sorry, sometimes i have a penchant for the dramatic....and yes, this really happened and yes it STILL reeks something awful in here....i've since thrown out all the opened food in the fridge....

Breadfan · 05-22-2008, 02:51 PM

You should have shot the damn thing!

slugger6 · 05-22-2008, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afmo

sometimes i have a penchant for the dramatic...

D'ya think?

You should write mysteries.

Bidah · 05-22-2008, 03:15 PM

My wife has a nasty habit of doing just that. I travel a ton, and she does not pay attention the grand beast. I come home to find all sorts of experiments in there.

Yuck...

one-eyed-fatman · 05-22-2008, 03:15 PM

I'd a used plastic explosives with a 15 second pencil timer as the detonator. I don't mess around with stuff that bad and evil.

05-22-2008, 02:44 PM	#1
afmo XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 3,725	Just nearly lost my lunch... The afternoon was wearing on, and my stomach began to grumble. Deciding that i needed sustenance to continue my grueling day of internet surfing, i headed to the fridge to scavenge some food. The light bulb blazed to life as I opened the door, shining light into the recesses of the cold-box. Pushing aside random drinks and condiments, searching past the eggs, the beer, and narrowly avoiding the collapse of a dastardly trap of mustard and ketchup bottles, I found a pan of leftovers on which to dine. As I removed my pan of leftover rice casserole, I noticed something in the back of the refrigerator, something that I had not noticed before. I gingerly placed the pan of rice on the counter, and prepare myself to re-enter the cavernous space in search of the elusive mystery item. Retracing my footsteps carefully, remembering the positions of the ketchup and mustard trap. Suddenly, I was upon it....an unholy mass of god knows what. How long had it reigned over the dominion of the refrigerator? How had such evil gone unnoticed for so long? I retracted in fear, and slammed the door shut, entombing the evil sight. Regaining my composure, I realized I must do battle with this unspeakable evil, so as to free the refrigerator from its ungodly reign. Sounding my battle cry of "EWWWWWWWW" I dove back into the refrigerator to defeat the master of that evil place. As the tide of battle was turning, the beast let off this noxious odor that gave me cause to let it go. It was now out of its containment and on the floor in the realm of the kitchen. Mustering all of my strength, and choking back my gag reflex, I flung the beast into the "Hefty" containment device and ran it out of the realm. The horrors of the battle are over...but the stench remains to this very day.... sorry, sometimes i have a penchant for the dramatic....and yes, this really happened and yes it STILL reeks something awful in here....i've since thrown out all the opened food in the fridge.... __________________ I survived 8 years of vitriolic hate directed towards George W. Bush. The shoe is on the other foot now: Barack Obama is NOT MY PRESIDENT. Ruger 22/45 MKIII Springfield XD-9 Service Stevens Model 67 Series E 12g 1948 M44 Mosin-Nagant

05-22-2008, 02:51 PM	#2
Breadfan XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Croatia Posts: 1,116	You should have shot the damn thing! __________________ Listen to the IPSC song! Listen to the XD Song! House of the Rising Sun (cover)

05-22-2008, 03:15 PM	#4
Bidah XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Isolated, Montana Posts: 704	My wife has a nasty habit of doing just that. I travel a ton, and she does not pay attention the grand beast. I come home to find all sorts of experiments in there. Yuck... __________________ -Bidah “The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.” The Doctor

05-22-2008, 03:15 PM	#5
one-eyed-fatman XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,537	I'd a used plastic explosives with a 15 second pencil timer as the detonator. I don't mess around with stuff that bad and evil. __________________ "I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle." http://home.houston.rr.com/gunpics/images/one%20eye.wav This link no longer works due to a corporate buyout.

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