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**jmichna** · 05-19-2008, 08:19 PM

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch and then slipped quietly into the garage to hook up the boat to the truck, and proceed to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 knots, I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of twenty-six years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in this ****?"

I still don't know if she was joking....

cookieXD40 · 05-19-2008, 08:24 PM

ooooooooo....they make cream and sell it at wal-mart for a burn like that

jtkratzer · 05-19-2008, 08:24 PM

That's interesting...

JRH · 05-19-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jmichna

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch and then slipped quietly into the garage to hook up the boat to the truck, and proceed to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 knots, I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of twenty-six years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in this ****?"

I still don't know if she was joking....

I'm sorry if you can't tell if she was joking or not

but I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this.

Here's a question did anyone try getting into the house while you were there, or did she try to get to a phone after saying that.

If not your fine and she was messing around with you because you were leaving her alone in the middle of the morning to go fishing and probably weren't as quite as you thought you were. Sounds like she has a good sense of humor.(I love jokes like this

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mbbishop · 05-19-2008, 09:04 PM

Old joke, still funny though, and great delivery. Had me laughing again.

Rusty Shackelford · 05-19-2008, 09:23 PM

a 60 mph wind is fairly stiff. It be hard not to know if before you got ready.

paintballwannab · 05-19-2008, 09:51 PM

wow...I was expected something completly different.

great laugh though, thanks.

XD_Hokie · 05-19-2008, 10:20 PM

Yea, I am never sure when my sweet wife of 23 years is sleeping or not, I think she likes it that way. The women have all the control!!

Ishpeck · 05-20-2008, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

a 60 mph wind is fairly stiff. It be hard not to know if before you got ready.

Nobody here is ever sarcastic. Nobody exaggerates. WE ALWAYS TELL IT HOW IT IS!

devildog12210 · 05-20-2008, 07:14 AM

+1 on the not drinking. That was a good one.

05-19-2008, 08:19 PM	#1
jmichna XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NE Illinois Posts: 2,560	The Wife.... Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch and then slipped quietly into the garage to hook up the boat to the truck, and proceed to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 knots, I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of twenty-six years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in this ****?" I still don't know if she was joking.... __________________ "Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." - James Madison, Federalist No. 10 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal distribution of blessings, the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal distribution of misery." - Sir Winston Churchill

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05-19-2008, 09:04 PM	#5
mbbishop XDTalk Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Grass Valley, CA Posts: 97	Old joke, still funny though, and great delivery. Had me laughing again.

05-19-2008, 09:23 PM	#6
Rusty Shackelford XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Washington State Posts: 317	a 60 mph wind is fairly stiff. It be hard not to know if before you got ready.

05-19-2008, 09:51 PM	#7
paintballwannab XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Youngstown, OH Posts: 331	wow...I was expected something completly different. great laugh though, thanks.

05-20-2008, 07:14 AM	#10
devildog12210 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Drummonds Posts: 772	+1 on the not drinking. That was a good one.