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XDConvert9mm · 05-15-2008, 07:48 AM

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'To this, Esther replied, 'Morris, that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

cookieXD40 · 05-15-2008, 07:50 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha good stuff!!!

SgtWKPII · 05-15-2008, 07:55 AM

Lol

**yocan** · 05-15-2008, 09:34 AM

I like it.

tomfoolery · 05-15-2008, 09:36 AM

hahaha...nice. $50 is some ammo!

dreydin · 05-15-2008, 09:38 AM

LOL!!!1

ps. whats with all the

faces?

**rufusdog** · 05-15-2008, 09:12 PM

haha good one, and the way things are going that 50 might buy a whole box of shells.

05-15-2008, 07:48 AM	#1
XDConvert9mm XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NW Atlanta Suburbs Posts: 4,474	Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'To this, Esther replied, 'Morris, that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!' __________________ "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." Last edited by XDConvert9mm; 05-15-2008 at 08:14 AM.

05-15-2008, 07:50 AM	#2
cookieXD40 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Amarillo, Texas Posts: 275	hahahahahahahahahaha good stuff!!! __________________ check out my myspace... http://www.myspace.com/eatin_smoke *XD 40 4" Service* Stoeger 12 gauge P350 old High Standard 20 Gauge old High Standard 22lr *16"M4 Del-ton rifle upper and a superior arms lower receiver with a center point v*ariable scope! NRA Member *Rules of EMS* 1. If you drop the baby, pick up the baby 2. All bleeding stops, eventually 3. Never go further into the scene than the first dead cop

05-15-2008, 07:55 AM	#3
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05-15-2008, 09:34 AM	#4
yocan XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,074	I like it. __________________ The three requirements for a school shooting. 1 know the floorplan. 2 Know the threats inside the location and response time/entry time for the police 3. Royally screwed up intelligent analytic mind. We need more laws to protect these three rights. Ban guns in schools, it obviously works.

05-15-2008, 09:36 AM	#5
tomfoolery XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 4,441	hahaha...nice. $50 is some ammo! __________________ "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees." "One is none, two is one, and three is just a good time." Clint Smith, referring to the number of guns you carry daily.

05-15-2008, 09:38 AM	#6
dreydin XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,233	LOL!!!1 ps. whats with all the faces? __________________ XD-40 SC bi-tone - hard chromed w/TFOs + PRP goodies

05-15-2008, 09:12 PM	#7
rufusdog XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 976	haha good one, and the way things are going that 50 might buy a whole box of shells.

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