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05-14-2008, 08:48 PM
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george carlin has got it all figured out
George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day . You work 40 years unti l you're too young to work. You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
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05-14-2008, 09:10 PM
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LOL!
I think that's how their son Mirth did it on Mork and Mindy! NANU-NANU!!! 
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"I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all...about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, and get knocked up by a typical white person, who bitterly clings to religion and guns, I don't want them punished with a baby." -Bollocks Obummer Disclaimer: Quote:
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05-15-2008, 07:38 AM
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George Carlin is a bitter, granola-nut, left-wing, anti-gun a$$hole whose only claim to fame is that he has raised bitching to an art form...
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"Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." John Adams "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined. The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun." Patrick Henry |
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05-15-2008, 07:40 AM
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05-15-2008, 07:40 AM
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but funny!
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05-15-2008, 08:03 AM
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He is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard!
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05-15-2008, 08:34 AM
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haha that was pretty good
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05-15-2008, 10:30 AM
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He's funny
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05-15-2008, 10:41 AM
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