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05-09-2008, 06:34 AM
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What Do Retired People Do All Day?
What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about ten minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. 
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05-09-2008, 06:39 AM
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HAHAHAH....that's what i wanna do
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05-09-2008, 06:46 AM
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And all this time I thought they were just clogging the lines in the stores.
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05-09-2008, 07:15 AM
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!!!!
That's a great story. I'm glad I have that to look forward to.
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05-09-2008, 07:27 AM
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wow - and here i am thinking that retired people just cause traffic jams and clean out social security... i was so wrong.
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05-09-2008, 09:17 AM
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hahahahaahahahahaa
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05-09-2008, 10:49 AM
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Yeah, that's about right. You have to remember that it takes them 3x as long to drive somewhere as it should. And even longer than that to push a cart around a store. So your typical 2 hours of running errands is an all day affair to them. |
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