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**Frenchy** · 05-08-2008, 07:37 PM

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane for a flight from California to New York. The stranger turned to the little girl and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights seem to go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles, thinking he has made a clever joke.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes hard little pellets, while a cow turns out a mushy flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?

manic mechanic · 05-08-2008, 07:41 PM

I'm liking it!!

Bearcreek · 05-08-2008, 07:42 PM

ROFLMAO!! Thanks Frenchy for the Humor!!

gsx1138 · 05-08-2008, 07:47 PM

Someone around work was passing a copy of this. It's pretty damn funny.

**TMP** · 05-08-2008, 07:57 PM

Love it! hahahahahahahahaahha

profesor · 05-09-2008, 07:23 AM

Lol!!!

SgtWKPII · 05-09-2008, 07:30 AM

Very nice!

05-08-2008, 07:37 PM	#1
Frenchy XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Mid-Missouri Posts: 14,302	A little girl's humor we can all appreciate. A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane for a flight from California to New York. The stranger turned to the little girl and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights seem to go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles, thinking he has made a clever joke. 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes hard little pellets, while a cow turns out a mushy flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t? __________________ ~SC Harvey~ "The Republicans know we have a constitution, and they dismiss it with contempt and arrogance ... The Democrats simply never heard of it ..."--Livyjr-2008

05-08-2008, 07:41 PM	#2
manic mechanic XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: michigan, down the river Posts: 1,133	I'm liking it!! __________________ The 2nd amendment makes all the others possible. If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

05-08-2008, 07:42 PM	#3
Bearcreek XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 792	ROFLMAO!! Thanks Frenchy for the Humor!! __________________ Enter my home with peace in your heart- or leave with lead in your @$$!!--unknown but I like it.

05-08-2008, 07:47 PM	#4
gsx1138 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bremerton, Wa Posts: 506	Someone around work was passing a copy of this. It's pretty damn funny. __________________ “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."” ~ George Carlin on the flamethrower Yeah, it's me: http://www.myspace.com/yngvar Wake up America, watch: America Freedom to Fascism

05-08-2008, 07:57 PM	#5
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05-09-2008, 07:23 AM	#6
profesor XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,152	Lol!!! __________________ Red Rider BB Gun... where it all begins!

05-09-2008, 07:30 AM	#7
SgtWKPII XDTalk 20K Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Warshington State Posts: 20,175 Blog Entries: 19	Very nice! __________________ The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. ~Thomas Jefferson

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