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05-07-2008, 03:36 PM
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Prenuptial Agreement, Senior Style
PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT; SENIOR STYLE
An elderly couple in their 80s were about to get married. She said: I want to keep my house He said: That's fine with me. She said: I want to keep my Cadillac. He said: That's fine with me. She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week. He said: Put me down for Fridays.
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05-07-2008, 03:40 PM
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I'm free most Mondays. Until football season starts anyway.
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05-07-2008, 03:45 PM
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Does she have teeth or dentures? I might be able to do Wednesdays.
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