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**jmichna** · 04-19-2008, 07:20 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

floating in the pool?
Bob

on the side of a hill?
Cliff

at the beach?
Sandy

on the living room wall?
Art

in a pot on the stove?
Stu

in your mailbox?
Bill

at your front door?
Matt

at the quarry?
Rocky

holding down a railroad tie?
Spike

under the car?
Jack

in a pile of leaves?
Russell

on the BBQ?
Frank

on the kitchen shelf?
Herb

sick on the roller coaster?
Ralph

with a million bucks?
Rich

sitting in the bath room?
John

stuck in a forest fire?
Bernie

at the bottom of the tub?
Duane

playing baseball?
Homer

in a sandwich?
Reuben

holding up a bank?
Rob

in a hole?
Doug

at the hospital?
Ward

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, he won't come anyway

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

What do you say to a one-legged lady hitchhiker?
Hop in!

What's her name?
Eileen

If she were Asian?
Irene

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk

JeffXD · 04-19-2008, 07:26 PM

Did you hear the one about the three holes?

Well Well Well

Did you hear the one about the kite?

Its over your head.

Did you hear the one about the pencil?

It has no point

xdkid23 · 04-19-2008, 08:08 PM

whats the sexiest animal on the planet?

brownchicken,browncow..... (said in a porno movie notion)

JeffXD · 04-19-2008, 08:18 PM

Hey!!! There's a henweigh about to land on your head!!!

(you may replace "henweigh" with another word of your choice, I just don't feel like getting yelled at)

xdkid23 · 04-19-2008, 08:50 PM

^^^^ i dont get it..... lol

Thod24 · 04-20-2008, 12:37 PM

It looks like all the jokes I know about people with missing appendages are mentioned on this thread. I heard a couple of new ones in here though. Good ones...

04-19-2008, 07:20 PM	#1
jmichna XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NE Illinois Posts: 2,503	Yo Mama Alternatives... What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs... floating in the pool? Bob on the side of a hill? Cliff at the beach? Sandy on the living room wall? Art in a pot on the stove? Stu in your mailbox? Bill at your front door? Matt at the quarry? Rocky holding down a railroad tie? Spike under the car? Jack in a pile of leaves? Russell on the BBQ? Frank on the kitchen shelf? Herb sick on the roller coaster? Ralph with a million bucks? Rich sitting in the bath room? John stuck in a forest fire? Bernie at the bottom of the tub? Duane playing baseball? Homer in a sandwich? Reuben holding up a bank? Rob in a hole? Doug at the hospital? Ward What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take him for a drag What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, he won't come anyway Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. What do you say to a one-legged lady hitchhiker? Hop in! What's her name? Eileen If she were Asian? Irene What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk __________________ "Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." - James Madison, Federalist No. 10 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal distribution of blessings, the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal distribution of misery." - Sir Winston Churchill Last edited by jmichna; 04-19-2008 at 08:09 PM. Reason: Corrected typos

04-19-2008, 07:26 PM	#2
JeffXD XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Great State of Texas Posts: 1,578 Blog Entries: 1	Did you hear the one about the three holes? Well Well Well Did you hear the one about the kite? Its over your head. Did you hear the one about the pencil? It has no point __________________ This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way. - Jon Voight

04-19-2008, 08:08 PM	#3
xdkid23 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: FAR-- Nor-Cal Posts: 207	whats the sexiest animal on the planet? brownchicken,browncow..... (said in a porno movie notion) __________________ Use to have XD's and other guns.... Go Barack! (Sarcasm off) Currently in POST Academy training Monday November 17th.. I get to pick up my M1A Scout Squad... WOO HOO!!!! " I'll take the one on the right with out the bolt ons. I know its aftermarket show, but i like my boobs to be original equipment." -- Billbrasky " Remember, God only gives us what we can handle."

04-19-2008, 08:18 PM	#4
JeffXD XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Great State of Texas Posts: 1,578 Blog Entries: 1	Hey!!! There's a henweigh about to land on your head!!! (you may replace "henweigh" with another word of your choice, I just don't feel like getting yelled at) __________________ This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way. - Jon Voight

04-19-2008, 08:50 PM	#5
xdkid23 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: FAR-- Nor-Cal Posts: 207	^^^^ i dont get it..... lol __________________ Use to have XD's and other guns.... Go Barack! (Sarcasm off) Currently in POST Academy training Monday November 17th.. I get to pick up my M1A Scout Squad... WOO HOO!!!! " I'll take the one on the right with out the bolt ons. I know its aftermarket show, but i like my boobs to be original equipment." -- Billbrasky " Remember, God only gives us what we can handle."

04-20-2008, 12:37 PM	#6
Thod24 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 559	It looks like all the jokes I know about people with missing appendages are mentioned on this thread. I heard a couple of new ones in here though. Good ones... __________________ XD 45 Tactical Taurus PT145 Stainless Mossberg 500 Winchester M70 XTR Sporter 270 My father's old JC Higgins 22 Red Rider BB (don't laugh...it'll put your eye out ) There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives. - Bumper Sticker

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