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SgtWKPII · 04-16-2008, 05:34 PM

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"

" A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican. "

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

xdkid23 · 04-16-2008, 05:48 PM

not surprised

**boardsurfer** · 04-16-2008, 06:24 PM

Is that a joke? Cuz it sounds totally plausible.

Lazarus · 04-16-2008, 06:32 PM

Funny.

BMC6765 · 04-16-2008, 06:37 PM

I liek it!!!

Uncle Giggles · 04-16-2008, 06:42 PM

Baaaahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

Okiiashi · 04-17-2008, 06:38 AM

Funny HAHA

dreydin · 04-17-2008, 09:23 AM

lmfao!

Kent · 04-17-2008, 09:25 AM

That right there is the typical media spin!

They will take any account and make it sound how they want.

04-16-2008, 05:34 PM	#1
SgtWKPII XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Camano Island, Warshington Posts: 17,516 Blog Entries: 18	The biker that could... A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?" " A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican. " The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page: BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH. __________________ It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. -Al Gore Lord, let me be half the man my dogs think I am.

04-16-2008, 05:48 PM	#2
xdkid23 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: FAR-- Nor-Cal Posts: 160	not surprised __________________ XD-45 ACP Compact- TFO's XD-40 4-inch S&W 442 Mossberg 500 A Charles Daly-12 guage CCW Holder NRA Member Future LEO (Currently in Academy Training)

04-16-2008, 06:24 PM	#3
boardsurfer XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Golden, CO Posts: 373	Is that a joke? Cuz it sounds totally plausible. __________________ "Denial has no survival value" XD45 Service

04-16-2008, 06:32 PM	#4
Lazarus XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,959	Funny. __________________ You never know what you'll miss until its gone.

04-16-2008, 06:37 PM	#5
BMC6765 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 175	I liek it!!! __________________ “People will continue to kill each other for the rest of humanity's life. As long as there are humans on this planet we will kill each other. There is nothing you can do to prevent it. Taking away our ability to defend ourselves is simply going to make us ALL targets”. Quote from, The Knite Of Light

04-16-2008, 06:42 PM	#6
Uncle Giggles XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 534	Baaaahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

04-17-2008, 06:38 AM	#7
Okiiashi XDTalk Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 52	Funny HAHA

04-17-2008, 09:23 AM	#8
dreydin XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 1,867	lmfao! __________________ XD-40 SC bi-tone - hard chromed w/TFOs + PRP goodies

04-17-2008, 09:25 AM	#9
Kent XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: SW Missouri Posts: 2,958	That right there is the typical media spin! They will take any account and make it sound how they want. __________________ "When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny." -- unknown

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