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Bearcreek · 04-14-2008, 05:30 AM

A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing
in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little
sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals
with laughter, "How'd you do that?"
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted!"
"Can I try it?" she asks.
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out. The
little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily gets
to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying
on the ground out cold, flat on her back, spread eagled.
Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims
"Just what I thought......
..DUAL EXHAUST!"

ichy_trigger · 04-14-2008, 05:41 AM

lol

charlie.45 · 04-14-2008, 08:23 AM

omg..lmao

tomfoolery · 04-14-2008, 08:26 AM

HAHA....classy

04-14-2008, 05:30 AM	#1
Bearcreek XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 792	Monday Humor A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that?" "Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted!" "Can I try it?" she asks. "Sure," he says, "anybody can do it." She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out. The little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying on the ground out cold, flat on her back, spread eagled. Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims "Just what I thought...... ..DUAL EXHAUST!" __________________ Enter my home with peace in your heart- or leave with lead in your @$$!!--unknown but I like it.

04-14-2008, 05:41 AM	#2
ichy_trigger XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 8,015	lol __________________ "The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." http://militarysignatures.com/signatures/member2645.png

04-14-2008, 08:23 AM	#3
charlie.45 XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maumee,OH Posts: 1,209	omg..lmao __________________ Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! Patrick Henry

04-14-2008, 08:26 AM	#4
tomfoolery XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 5,235	HAHA....classy __________________ "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees." "One is none, two is one, and three is just a good time." Clint Smith, referring to the number of guns you carry daily.

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