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04-11-2008, 07:53 PM
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The Purina Diet
The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing. 
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04-11-2008, 08:18 PM
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That is comedy!!
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04-11-2008, 08:19 PM
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I am going to try this!! I don't even own a dog, I will buy dog food just to try this!!
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04-11-2008, 08:25 PM
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That is farking awesome.
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04-11-2008, 08:34 PM
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Help, I think i broke my laugh muscle!!!!!!!!
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04-11-2008, 08:47 PM
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I just tried but can't lick my own butt.
YET.
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04-11-2008, 08:49 PM
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No PM sent..... But the average human can travel 21 feet in just about one second. |
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04-11-2008, 09:08 PM
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04-11-2008, 09:22 PM
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Yup....I'm going to go scratch my own eyes out right now just in case he tries it. 
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04-11-2008, 09:53 PM
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NO!!! Bad Dogs!!! No hat cam of buttlicking will commence!!!
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