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hacker15 · 04-08-2008, 04:53 PM

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a
pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz
down and land in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another
pint.

The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers
and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

XD40DucheKiller · 04-08-2008, 05:17 PM

THATS ME WITH MY LANDSHARK...WHY AM I IN CAPS? there we go...yeah im german tho...we like to drink too!

fritzmeister · 04-09-2008, 07:48 AM

I'm with the Irishman. Ain't nobody messin with my Guinness!

**NewXDsupporter** · 04-09-2008, 10:22 AM

Yea Fritz Guinness is great.

**mhillsing23** · 04-09-2008, 11:56 AM

This is so true...

Lazarus · 04-09-2008, 12:16 PM

Blah I can't stand Guiness but itself. Black and Tans I'll drink but only if their free.

**XDONBOARD** · 04-09-2008, 01:54 PM

Great!

Katy9532 · 04-09-2008, 06:39 PM

A fly tried to get in my Guinness tonight.... I punched it.

nasty79z28 · 04-09-2008, 06:57 PM

To me, trying to drink Guiness is like trying to drink a loaf of bread.

th1npower · 04-09-2008, 07:14 PM

i just bought some guiness & sam adams black lager earlier tonight.. YUM!

04-08-2008, 04:53 PM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,600	A fly in my Guinness… An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!" __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

04-09-2008, 07:48 AM	#3
fritzmeister XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: southeast Nebraska Posts: 1,425	I'm with the Irishman. Ain't nobody messin with my Guinness! __________________ ...to be truely happy in life, one must learn to embrace the recoil.....

04-09-2008, 10:22 AM	#4
NewXDsupporter XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Marietta GA Posts: 351	Yea Fritz Guinness is great. __________________ By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life." WAR EAGLE

04-09-2008, 11:56 AM	#5
mhillsing23 XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: +38 26 31 -90 22 48 Posts: 2,867	This is so true... __________________ Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them. - Ronald Wilson Reagan

04-09-2008, 12:16 PM	#6
Lazarus XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,027	Blah I can't stand Guiness but itself. Black and Tans I'll drink but only if their free. __________________ You never know what you'll miss until its gone.

04-08-2008, 05:17 PM	#2
XD40DucheKiller XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 534	THATS ME WITH MY LANDSHARK...WHY AM I IN CAPS? there we go...yeah im german tho...we like to drink too!

04-09-2008, 01:54 PM	#7
XDONBOARD XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Valley of the Cards Posts: 3,724	Great! __________________ Michael XD-45 compact XD-40 sub-compact XD-9 sub-compact I'd rather have my XD and not need it, then need it and not have it.... I hereby certify that the person described hereon has been granted the privilege of carrying a concealed weapon in compliance with Arizona revised statute 13-3112.

04-09-2008, 06:39 PM	#8
Katy9532 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: TX Posts: 212	A fly tried to get in my Guinness tonight.... I punched it.

04-09-2008, 06:57 PM	#9
nasty79z28 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA Posts: 163	To me, trying to drink Guiness is like trying to drink a loaf of bread. __________________ Springfield XD40 Service

04-09-2008, 07:14 PM	#10
th1npower XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: eye-oh-uh Posts: 635	i just bought some guiness & sam adams black lager earlier tonight.. YUM! __________________ ...

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