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XDConvert9mm · 03-31-2008, 01:34 PM

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Harold had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Harold in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?" "Iced tea, please," Harold said. Mom brought the iced tea.

"So, what are you and Peggy Sue planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

"Really?" Harold asked shocked, eyebrows rose.

"Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, they're always looking for a new place to do it!"

"Is that so?" asked Harold, incredulous.

"Yes," said the mother... "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

"Well umm, thanks for the tip!" Harold said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Harold.

"Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

"Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The TWIST, dammit! It's called the Twist.

**jmichna** · 03-31-2008, 02:28 PM

SgtWKPII · 03-31-2008, 02:37 PM

HAHA, Nice!

**XDONBOARD** · 03-31-2008, 02:41 PM

LOL, whats a hoop skirt?

**yocan** · 03-31-2008, 03:43 PM

I laughed. In the library, got to stop reading these here....

hacker15 · 03-31-2008, 03:58 PM

Unlike some folks here, I remember those days.....and, yes, some girls did like to screw (or was that twist??? Memory is the second thing that goes, but I can't remember the first......)

XDConvert9mm · 03-31-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hacker15

Unlike some folks here, I remember those days.....and, yes, some girls did like to screw (or was that twist??? Memory is the second thing that goes, but I can't remember the first......)

I was around for those times too, although I was learning to walk during the year in question (yeah, I mean as a baby). The early 70s though, there was a time. As long as you had a stock of Penicillin you were good to go...

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GlenncXD9 · 03-31-2008, 07:47 PM

I can remember those 60's very well...my girlfriend like to do both...

**rufusdog** · 03-31-2008, 07:49 PM

yep the 60's what a time.

03-31-2008, 01:34 PM	#1
XDConvert9mm XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NW Atlanta Suburbs Posts: 5,484	The Summer of 1960 It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Harold had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Harold in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?" "Iced tea, please," Harold said. Mom brought the iced tea. "So, what are you and Peggy Sue planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..." "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Really?" Harold asked shocked, eyebrows rose. "Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, they're always looking for a new place to do it!" "Is that so?" asked Harold, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother... "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" "Well umm, thanks for the tip!" Harold said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Harold. "Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The TWIST, dammit! It's called the Twist. __________________ "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." Last edited by XDConvert9mm; 03-31-2008 at 01:38 PM.

03-31-2008, 02:37 PM	#3
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03-31-2008, 02:41 PM	#4
XDONBOARD XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Valley of the Cards Posts: 3,724	LOL, whats a hoop skirt? __________________ Michael XD-45 compact XD-40 sub-compact XD-9 sub-compact I'd rather have my XD and not need it, then need it and not have it.... I hereby certify that the person described hereon has been granted the privilege of carrying a concealed weapon in compliance with Arizona revised statute 13-3112.

03-31-2008, 03:43 PM	#5
yocan XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,254	I laughed. In the library, got to stop reading these here.... __________________ The three requirements for a school shooting. 1 know the floorplan. 2 Know the threats inside the location and response time/entry time for the police 3. Royally screwed up intelligent analytic mind. We need more laws to protect these three rights. Ban guns in schools, it obviously works.

03-31-2008, 03:58 PM	#6
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,600	Unlike some folks here, I remember those days.....and, yes, some girls did like to screw (or was that twist??? Memory is the second thing that goes, but I can't remember the first......) __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

03-31-2008, 02:28 PM	#2
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03-31-2008, 07:47 PM	#8
GlenncXD9 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: LV.NV Posts: 386	I can remember those 60's very well...my girlfriend like to do both... __________________ SA XD9 Service Bi-tone Smith & Wesson M&P 9 AR-15 M4 A3 w/optics American Legion Riders Patroit Guard IDPA,NRA If you can read this thank a teacher, if it's in English thank a Veteran. Lead, follow, or get out of the way! http://www.nationalgunforum.com/

03-31-2008, 07:49 PM	#9
rufusdog XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 995	yep the 60's what a time.

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