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KEVWYO · 03-31-2008, 11:02 AM

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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school .
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario : Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

**jmichna** · 03-31-2008, 01:26 PM

Sounds about right... sigh.

In 1957, I was in kindergarten.

**XDONBOARD** · 03-31-2008, 01:39 PM

That is great, well horrible, but great.

IHasanXD · 03-31-2008, 01:40 PM

You know, as sad as it sounds, most of this would make since if you put 1987 instead of 1957 as well. Everything really went down hill in the 90's.

dreydin · 03-31-2008, 01:44 PM

Good Times Woo

Catholic Damage · 03-31-2008, 01:45 PM

1957-Ants die.

lolololol!!!!!!
my fav part.
but that is sooo true. thank god i went to a redneck school. if kids didnt speak english, they got the **** kicked out of them. if you didnt bang one of the teachers, you were gay. extra point if you banged one with another student. male or female.

**yocan** · 03-31-2008, 03:24 PM

I was told that to park at school (I had to drive by the way, they wouldn't send a bus to my house, or near it due to living 100 yards over the school district boundary) that I had given them the right to search my car. They tried, due to a drug dog marking it.

Well cops weren't there, I said "Bull$hit" If I can't see the cops you might not have the right car. Principle comes out, I said "should I file a lawsuit for what happened last semester?" Ensuing conversation about them informing drug dealers I had turned them in... they let me go...they didn't bother calling the cops back, dogs were already gone.

Pot under wheel well when I got home....Moral of this story is, never back down never surrender! Or just be innately obnoxious.

jeepinbanditrider · 03-31-2008, 03:46 PM

1957........................................

I was still 28 years from being born.

Terry · 03-31-2008, 04:23 PM

I remember during hunting season our school lockers had more guns in them, then books. The last bell would ring and you grabed your gun and headed out behind the school to hunt. ( on school property )
Those twas da good ole days.

Terry · 03-31-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeepinbanditrider

1957........................................

I was still 28 years from being born.

You are a young pup. In 1957 i was out in the woods hunting by myself.

03-31-2008, 01:39 PM	#3
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03-31-2008, 01:40 PM	#4
IHasanXD XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DFW, Texas Posts: 472	You know, as sad as it sounds, most of this would make since if you put 1987 instead of 1957 as well. Everything really went down hill in the 90's. __________________ 4" XD .40S&W OD, CZ 40-P, Springfield 1911 G.I. w/ArmorKote and slim carry grips, Ithica Model 37 12G, Mosin Nagant M44, WASR-10, Mossberg Plinkster .22lr.

03-31-2008, 01:44 PM	#5
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03-31-2008, 01:45 PM	#6
Catholic Damage XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In a van, down by the river. Posts: 435	1957-Ants die. lolololol!!!!!! my fav part. but that is sooo true. thank god i went to a redneck school. if kids didnt speak english, they got the **** kicked out of them. if you didnt bang one of the teachers, you were gay. extra point if you banged one with another student. male or female. __________________ HS2000 9mm Pretty Blue-Metallic Slide Remington 870 Express w/ Modified Barrel Blasting Clay, Bird, or whatever else gets in its way. Stevens .22LR 13 rd. Tube Fed Little Furry Animal's worst nightmare Mosin Nagant M44 Carbine 7.62x54 Killing Deer, Hog, and Nazi's Since 1891

03-31-2008, 03:24 PM	#7
yocan XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Detroit Posts: 1,948	I was told that to park at school (I had to drive by the way, they wouldn't send a bus to my house, or near it due to living 100 yards over the school district boundary) that I had given them the right to search my car. They tried, due to a drug dog marking it. Well cops weren't there, I said "Bull$hit" If I can't see the cops you might not have the right car. Principle comes out, I said "should I file a lawsuit for what happened last semester?" Ensuing conversation about them informing drug dealers I had turned them in... they let me go...they didn't bother calling the cops back, dogs were already gone. Pot under wheel well when I got home....Moral of this story is, never back down never surrender! Or just be innately obnoxious. __________________ The three requirements for a school shooting. 1 know the floorplan. 2 Know the threats inside the location and response time/entry time for the police 3. Royally screwed up intelligent analytic mind. We need more laws to protect these three rights. Ban guns in schools, it obviously works.

03-31-2008, 01:26 PM	#2
jmichna XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NE Illinois Posts: 1,665	Sounds about right... sigh. In 1957, I was in kindergarten.

03-31-2008, 03:46 PM	#8
jeepinbanditrider XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mineral Wells, Tx Posts: 4,772	1957........................................ I was still 28 years from being born. __________________ Stuff USPSA-A59201

03-31-2008, 04:23 PM	#9
Terry XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NorthPole, Alaska Posts: 568	I remember during hunting season our school lockers had more guns in them, then books. The last bell would ring and you grabed your gun and headed out behind the school to hunt. ( on school property ) Those twas da good ole days. __________________ Be safe and always watch your back trail

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