My personal favorite is:
" the train set you sold me came with a REAL Locomotive—S&H ALONE was $145,900.00! Seller: friend9buy-sell ( 359) Feb-27-08 07:46
Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Feb-27-08 07:50):
PLUS—I have no place to put the DAMNED THING!!!"
Those were pretty good. I especially liked the one about the head in the bag .
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Frank is right, that new (1 post) poster's link is a re-direct... it does not take you to eBay. DO NOT CLICK. If you did click, hope your security stuff is up to date.
At first I thought he could be a spammer, but then I looked at his site. It actually looks like a (semi) legit site with legit info about obtaining credit. I'm sure he get some kickbacks from the referrals, but it doesn't appear to be anything malicious.
Maybe he's just a noob that wasn't aware of the spam bots that often hit up the boards...
Whenever I imagine hell, it always looks like Austin, Texas. I just can't stand to be around people who refuse to be based in any form of a logical reality. Moscow on the Brazos is a good description. I will admit, it was cool, in the 70s, before half a million people desperately trying to be hip moved there, built giant, urban sprawling neighborhoods, and bought "keep Austin weird" t-shirts.
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