Rude Parrot

[hacker15]

Rude parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot
had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out
of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and
anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's
vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the
parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the
parrot got angrier and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and
put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for
over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly
opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to
correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was
about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"

[Catholic Damage]

old, but funny.