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tec · 01-07-2007, 04:43 PM

Oh sure,

your just here for the numbers..............

nice catch.

kevin7 · 01-07-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tec

Oh sure,

your just here for the numbers..............

nice catch.

Aren't we all?

dave_in_delaware · 01-07-2007, 05:18 PM

no actually, no we're not. At least I guess we're not all here for the post count increase. I was never worried about my count #. I'm just actually enjoying my time here, and posting whenever I have something worthwhile to add (unless there's a TOTP, too)...

Besides, it just gets me closer to another 1000th post karma.

I had better think of a new idea for the 1st place prize....

kevin7 · 01-07-2007, 05:19 PM

So the post count increase is really just a side affect of being able to post whatever's on your mind and talk for days on end about peanut butter cookies?

dave_in_delaware · 01-07-2007, 05:22 PM

Bwwwhahahahaaaa!! I just read this joke. I got it in an email. I have to share...

"Gunfighter Lessons"

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted
more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He
practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't
yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong.

Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man
standing at the bar who -- in his day -- had the reputation of being
the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to
the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his
great ambition. "Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked.

The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing,
you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower
down on your leg."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.

"Sure will," replied the old-timer.

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and
shot the bow tie off the piano player.

"That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?"

"Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the
hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man.

"You bet it will," said the old-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his
gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.

"Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any
more tips?"

The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See
that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it."

The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on
the barrel of his gun.

"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle
and all."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.

"No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the
piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as
much.

... LOL

So Flo · 01-07-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tec

Wondered where ya been. Thought maybe you caught a touch of the "Iain'tgoingtherenomore".

Mexican night for dinner. Yip, inviting some illegals over.

just kidding.

Yeah, I'm not leaving this thread on my own accord...I'll have to get kicked out!

Good joke...I was going to ask how they tasted?

On a semi-unrelated note...has TKOL posted here lately? I don't recall seeing him.

tec · 01-07-2007, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevin7

So the post count increase is really just a side affect of being able to post whatever's on your mind and talk for days on end about peanut butter cookies?

yip

tec · 01-07-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by So Flo

Yeah, I'm not leaving this thread on my own accord...I'll have to get kicked out!

Good joke...I was going to ask how they tasted?

On a semi-unrelated note...has TKOL posted here lately? I don't recall seeing him.

No he hasn't, and I am hurt by his blatant avoidance of this thread.

So Flo · 01-07-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevin7

Wow, this thread runs fast.

Does anyone know what my avatar is?

A clip of Garand rounds?

So Flo · 01-07-2007, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tec

No he hasn't, and I am hurt by his blatant avoidance of this thread.

Yeah, let's hunt him down and toss a marmot or two on him!

Giving him the benefit of the doubt...Maybe he's off doing official Air Force stuff. (he is in the USAF, right?)

Landed me a TOTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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dave_in_delaware XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wilmington, DE Posts: 6,191	no actually, no we're not. At least I guess we're not all here for the post count increase. I was never worried about my count #. I'm just actually enjoying my time here, and posting whenever I have something worthwhile to add (unless there's a TOTP, too)... Besides, it just gets me closer to another 1000th post karma. I had better think of a new idea for the 1st place prize.... __________________ Dave Daily carry = XD-9 service in a Blackhawk CQC SERPA holster, a Spyderco Native, and a Streamlight Scorpion. "Everything matters... unless it's antimatter." “A person has the right to keep and bear arms for the defense of self, family, home and State, and for hunting and recreational use.” [Delaware Constitution, Article I, § 20 Right to keep and bear arms]

01-07-2007, 05:22 PM	#6105
dave_in_delaware XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wilmington, DE Posts: 6,191	That'll leave a mark.... Bwwwhahahahaaaa!! I just read this joke. I got it in an email. I have to share... "Gunfighter Lessons" In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who -- in his day -- had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. "Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked. The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. "Sure will," replied the old-timer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?" "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man. "You bet it will," said the old-timer. The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player. "Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?" The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it." The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun. "No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. "No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much. ... LOL __________________ Dave Daily carry = XD-9 service in a Blackhawk CQC SERPA holster, a Spyderco Native, and a Streamlight Scorpion. "Everything matters... unless it's antimatter." “A person has the right to keep and bear arms for the defense of self, family, home and State, and for hunting and recreational use.” [Delaware Constitution, Article I, § 20 Right to keep and bear arms]

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