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[tec]

Originally Posted by DanTheEldest

Lately my stream-of-consciousness has involved small furry things with big sharp teeth crawling up my pantlegs while some drunken moose laughs in the background.

ahhhhh, good times, good times

[So Flo]

Originally Posted by The Knight Of Light

Where's my shotgun????????


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TKOL, I have to apologize to you, since I am the one that mentioned marmots as the one mountain animal that you had not mentioned yet...now I know why you hadn't mentioned them. I did not realize just HOW painful the memories were.

And now, your friends here at XDTalk.com (and this thread in particular) are doing just what guys do when they see a friend struggling...they pile on and razz you!!!

[So Flo]

Anyone else watching my (well, not mine, per se) Broncos lead the NE Patriots?

[tec]

Originally Posted by So Flo

TKOL, I have to apologize to you, since I am the one that mentioned marmots as the one mountain animal that you had not mentioned yet...now I know why you hadn't mentioned them. I did not realize just HOW painful the memories were.

And now, your friends here at XDTalk.com (and this thread in particular) are doing just what guys do when they see a friend struggling...they pile on and razz you!!!

MARMOTS RULE

[So Flo]

Originally Posted by tec

MARMOTS RULE

MOOSE DROOL

[chupacabrachus]

I used to be a moose

[The Knight Of Light]

Originally Posted by So Flo

It works bests if you don't think...just post what's on your mind...or not on your mind, whichever the case! (seems to have worked for me!)

Or being out of your mind.........



Like me........

[So Flo]

Originally Posted by The Knight Of Light

Or being out of your mind.........



Like me........

A LOT like you!

This thread is all about whatever works for you, the poster! Certainly a little mental instability keeps some of us coming back time and time again...

[The Knight Of Light]

Originally Posted by The Knight Of Light

In my new apartment in Alaska. The new wife(now ex oh well different story stupid skunks) has this bright idea to get a garden going. She wants peas, carrots, corn, and cellery(who the heck want that anyway). Anyway we make the trip to wallyworld and get all the seeds and other crap like trowells and top soil to make this stupid garden. She says great it will be so neato! Garden grows and there are some veggies. Hey it worked. Cool! Then sh!t starts to go missing. I get blamed!! WTF would I steal your crappy little baby veggies for anyway! I get the bright idea to stay up late to see who has been snatching stuff. My buddy moose says, "You don't want to know man!" I am like I don't care I will just prove it wasn't me. He is like, "OK man I warned you."

I get up off the couch after hearing a noise outside, and I can see this furry thing. Like this.


Kind of like a big ugly squirrel. Notice the claws, I refer to them as fur coated razors blades.
Anyway I think what a little guy I can take him!
Little di I know when they get pissed they get angry!! Like Critters angry not hulk angry.
This


Not this


I was cleaning up the trashed garden for a week.


I didn't know that you could bleed from you armpits.......


It hurt....


A lot......


Then I bought a Shotgun........


Not going to happen again......


Ever.........


Moose just said good luck..........


Then he asked for the left over carrots.....



I couldn't stop crying.........


That's it.......


Over now.........

I am going to bed.........



Nightmares will ensue.........


Thanks Echo......

Dredging up my sordid past........




My armpits hurt now..........

Quote:

Originally Posted by tec
MARMOTS RULE

MOOSE DROOL

DO NOT!!!!

[The Knight Of Light]

Originally Posted by DanTheEldest

Lately my stream-of-consciousness has involved small furry things with big sharp teeth crawling up my pantlegs while some drunken moose laughs in the background.

He does drink too much.....


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