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07-27-2008, 01:01 AM
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The Many Uses for Hair Spray
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five bucks, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The Grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma." |
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07-27-2008, 01:07 AM
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Good stuff!
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~ ~ ~ "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." "The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms" (Samuel Adams) SA-XD Service 9mm Ruger Redhawk 44Mag Browning Buck Mark 22lr My other hobby G-Allens Restaurant & Sports Bar www.G-Allens.com |
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07-27-2008, 01:12 AM
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody.' The judge turned to the husband and said: 'What do you have to Say in your defense?' The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. 'Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?' TOTP |
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07-27-2008, 01:46 AM
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~ ~ ~ "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." "The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms" (Samuel Adams) SA-XD Service 9mm Ruger Redhawk 44Mag Browning Buck Mark 22lr My other hobby G-Allens Restaurant & Sports Bar www.G-Allens.com |
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07-27-2008, 07:41 AM
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Good morning, Team NET...and specifically Slugger, since you're here!
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Nemo me impune lacesset! (No one will provoke me with impunity!) No Guns, Know Crime. Know Guns, No Crime! http://militarysignatures.com/signatures/member3984.png |
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07-27-2008, 07:44 AM
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Thanks alot!!!  
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07-27-2008, 07:45 AM
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Good morning, So Flo. We have a beautiful morning here in Ohio. What's it like in Florida?
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