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newKid · 02-16-2008, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by tonywil

I would - but she does stuff for me too.

Warning Shot · 02-16-2008, 09:23 AM

2 days ago she backs out of the garage and center punches the frt. bumper of my Impala with the trailer hitch! Proceeds to laugh and tell me I shouldn't have parked there.

" I always park there honey ,you need to look in the 3 mirrors so you don't hit my car". " I shouldn't have to look" Oh really ...............well hows that working for ya honey???

**Dave Starr** · 02-16-2008, 10:45 AM

Another one.....
When I pull into the driveway, I can back out without moving the steering wheel. When she pulls in, adjustments are necessary to get the car to back out straight.

Kent · 02-16-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Warning Shot

" I shouldn't have to look" Oh really ...............well hows that working for ya honey???

Oh oh.......I bet she liked that.....

cobra · 02-16-2008, 11:18 AM

was drinking over at a buddies of my shooting pool, got late, realized i was to drunk to drive home, so i call the little lady to come and pick me up, which she happily did, now my buddies house is pretty much heavily wooded, real natural landscape, narrow driveway with lots of trees around it. she pulls in beeps the horn, i go out, jump in the car, say thanks for picking me up, she then decides instead of backing up she is going to pull a nice little 3pt turn in the driveway, which i reply with the "watch out for the trees" to which she rolls her eyes like i am the idiot here, long story short she backs up into a tree with her brand new car, as soon as we here bang, she turns to me and calls me a A$$hole for making her pick me up resulting in denting her car, and adds why do my friends have to have no effing lights around their driveway, classic chick move, she screws up and yells at the guy to cover up.

Bowser4x4 · 02-16-2008, 11:55 AM

This was before we were married and a long time ago [1990 or so]. Wife to be’s car is in the shop, so she borrowed my car. At that time, I had my work truck and an Eagle Talon TSi that was my toy: Koni shocks, upgraded tires, etc…. Her sister was leaving that day, moving to Florida, and of course, the wife to be was late. Here in the Chicago area, we have some viaducts that are pretty deep. It had been raining pretty hard most of the day and the viaduct that she had to go thru was pretty well flooded. Way too much water for a low sports car. There was water in the intercooler as well as inside the car, but at least the engine did not hydraulic. $2000.00 later, the car was running again.

Her reasoning: the 4x4 truck in front of her went thru okay and since the Talon had AWD, it should not have been a problem…… And I still married her. Been 15 years and I still have not let her forget it.

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Woof
Bowser

catamount · 02-16-2008, 12:39 PM

The truck was a brand new Chevy one ton crew cab automatic 4-wheel drive. The wife had been driving around town with it in 3rd gear because I told her it doesn't always need to be in overdrive.

So she gets on the interstate, and while going 65 MPH, decides she wants the truck in overdrive. Hits a bump when she pulls the column shifter.... and shifts the tranny from drive to Reverse. At 65 MPH.

Its a good thing she has some other redeeming qualities...

**Rustynuts** · 02-16-2008, 02:01 PM

I don't have a best wife yet, still one the first one!

tcroc · 02-16-2008, 02:18 PM

All I gott'a say is my wifes drives any vehicle she gets into the ground,she could destroy a tank if given the chance

rpsmith · 02-16-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rustynuts

I don't have a best wife yet, still one the first one!

You beat me to it

. My first wife has been my best wife

Hey only one more post til I hit 100

02-16-2008, 09:23 AM	#22
Warning Shot XDTalk Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: North Bend WA Posts: 52	2 days ago she backs out of the garage and center punches the frt. bumper of my Impala with the trailer hitch! Proceeds to laugh and tell me I shouldn't have parked there. " I always park there honey ,you need to look in the 3 mirrors so you don't hit my car". " I shouldn't have to look" Oh really ...............well hows that working for ya honey??? __________________ XD45 Glock 19 Kahr CW9 Taurus 44 Mag RRA ar15/Eotech

02-16-2008, 11:55 AM	#26
Bowser4x4 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 279	This was before we were married and a long time ago [1990 or so]. Wife to be’s car is in the shop, so she borrowed my car. At that time, I had my work truck and an Eagle Talon TSi that was my toy: Koni shocks, upgraded tires, etc…. Her sister was leaving that day, moving to Florida, and of course, the wife to be was late. Here in the Chicago area, we have some viaducts that are pretty deep. It had been raining pretty hard most of the day and the viaduct that she had to go thru was pretty well flooded. Way too much water for a low sports car. There was water in the intercooler as well as inside the car, but at least the engine did not hydraulic. $2000.00 later, the car was running again. Her reasoning: the 4x4 truck in front of her went thru okay and since the Talon had AWD, it should not have been a problem…… And I still married her. Been 15 years and I still have not let her forget it. > > Woof Bowser __________________ The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him. -Sun Tzu Armory Specifications & Inventory: TOP SECRET Last edited by Bowser4x4; 02-16-2008 at 11:58 AM.

02-16-2008, 12:39 PM	#27
catamount XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Western Montana! Posts: 245	The truck was a brand new Chevy one ton crew cab automatic 4-wheel drive. The wife had been driving around town with it in 3rd gear because I told her it doesn't always need to be in overdrive. So she gets on the interstate, and while going 65 MPH, decides she wants the truck in overdrive. Hits a bump when she pulls the column shifter.... and shifts the tranny from drive to Reverse. At 65 MPH. Its a good thing she has some other redeeming qualities... __________________ - Catamount

02-16-2008, 02:18 PM	#29
tcroc XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Montgomery Co. Pa. Posts: 367	All I gott'a say is my wifes drives any vehicle she gets into the ground,she could destroy a tank if given the chance __________________ Visit www.TheGunLounge.com

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02-16-2008, 10:45 AM	#23
Dave Starr XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Flint, Michigan Posts: 566	Another one..... When I pull into the driveway, I can back out without moving the steering wheel. When she pulls in, adjustments are necessary to get the car to back out straight.

02-16-2008, 11:18 AM	#25
cobra XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: CT Posts: 852	was drinking over at a buddies of my shooting pool, got late, realized i was to drunk to drive home, so i call the little lady to come and pick me up, which she happily did, now my buddies house is pretty much heavily wooded, real natural landscape, narrow driveway with lots of trees around it. she pulls in beeps the horn, i go out, jump in the car, say thanks for picking me up, she then decides instead of backing up she is going to pull a nice little 3pt turn in the driveway, which i reply with the "watch out for the trees" to which she rolls her eyes like i am the idiot here, long story short she backs up into a tree with her brand new car, as soon as we here bang, she turns to me and calls me a A$$hole for making her pick me up resulting in denting her car, and adds why do my friends have to have no effing lights around their driveway, classic chick move, she screws up and yells at the guy to cover up.

02-16-2008, 02:01 PM	#28
Rustynuts XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,412	I don't have a best wife yet, still one the first one!