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**TacoMalo** · 01-24-2008, 11:13 AM

1-800-ABCDEFG Hukt oN Fonix Wurkt Fo Mi !

Spelling has gone out the window, kids today only know how to text with one hand so unless they can type a resume filled out by hitting 44 33 555 555 666 6 999 66 2 6 33 444 7777 the future is doomed to be a mindless bunch of texting mo mo emo's.

Sirius1963 · 01-24-2008, 03:22 PM

The best thing I ever saw on a resume was a lady put under "Previous Experience"

XYZ company (I don't remember)
Lenght of employment - 1 day
Reason for leaving - Air conditioner was broke

This was in Texas. and she DID spell air conditioner correctly!

I meant that >I< don't remember, not that she put she didn't remember the company name. although, it could go either way....

shavago · 01-24-2008, 09:27 PM

Hahaha!

**TacoMalo** · 01-24-2008, 09:59 PM

Today my wife tells me that she spoke to a young girl that just recently submitted a resume to her and when my wife asked her to come in for an interview the young lady said, "I can't today you'll have to wait until tomorrow." To which my wife replied "How does 9am sound?" The girl, "I don't know who is this again? What doctor is this for? I might but it'll be sometime between 8am and 4pm" My wife said "Thanks for your interest but we'll be interviewing other candidates tomorrow" *click* She's so mean

tenring · 01-25-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

I might but it'll be sometime between 8am and 4pm"

Musta thought she was applying for a job with the cable company

01-24-2008, 11:13 AM	#21
TacoMalo XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Texas Posts: 1,745	1-800-ABCDEFG Hukt oN Fonix Wurkt Fo Mi ! Spelling has gone out the window, kids today only know how to text with one hand so unless they can type a resume filled out by hitting 44 33 555 555 666 6 999 66 2 6 33 444 7777 the future is doomed to be a mindless bunch of texting mo mo emo's. __________________ "Dilegua, o notte! Tramontate, stelle! Tramontate, stelle! All'alba vincerò! Vincerò! Vincerò!" "I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake!" Gabriel Iglesias 2007

01-24-2008, 03:22 PM	#22
Sirius1963 XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pacific NorthWET (Seattle) Posts: 1,155	The best thing I ever saw on a resume was a lady put under "Previous Experience" XYZ company (I don't remember) Lenght of employment - 1 day Reason for leaving - Air conditioner was broke This was in Texas. and she DID spell air conditioner correctly! I meant that >I< don't remember, not that she put she didn't remember the company name. although, it could go either way.... __________________ You don’t win anything in a gunfight, you just get to keep what you have. The loudest sound in the world is a “click” when you need a “bang.” The second loudest sound in the world is a “bang” when you were expecting a “click.”

01-24-2008, 09:59 PM	#24
TacoMalo XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Texas Posts: 1,745	Today my wife tells me that she spoke to a young girl that just recently submitted a resume to her and when my wife asked her to come in for an interview the young lady said, "I can't today you'll have to wait until tomorrow." To which my wife replied "How does 9am sound?" The girl, "I don't know who is this again? What doctor is this for? I might but it'll be sometime between 8am and 4pm" My wife said "Thanks for your interest but we'll be interviewing other candidates tomorrow" click She's so mean __________________ "Dilegua, o notte! Tramontate, stelle! Tramontate, stelle! All'alba vincerò! Vincerò! Vincerò!" "I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake!" Gabriel Iglesias 2007

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01-24-2008, 09:27 PM	#23
shavago XDTalk Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 48	Hahaha!