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**hacker15** · 01-21-2008, 06:56 AM

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the
Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25
year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her
youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm and
listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first
chance, they corner him and ask,
"Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies,
"Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're amazed, but continue to ask.
"So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age", Bob replies.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says,
"No, I told her I was 90."

Tard · 01-21-2008, 07:40 AM

If I were single and rich, I'd have hottie babe GFs.
I say that because I'll never be either.

EJ25 · 01-21-2008, 09:01 PM

that was funny

XDConvert9mm · 01-24-2008, 10:06 PM

Got himself a little "going away" present....Sorry kids!

01-21-2008, 06:56 AM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,467	Breathtakingly Beautiful Blonde Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replies. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90." __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

01-21-2008, 07:40 AM	#2
Tard XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Machias, WA Posts: 3,014	If I were single and rich, I'd have hottie babe GFs. I say that because I'll never be either. __________________ The good times have been used up.

01-21-2008, 09:01 PM	#3
EJ25 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 425	that was funny __________________ XD-9 TACTICAL - Dawson FO sights - Springer Precision Combat Trigger 2200 rounds thru ...

01-24-2008, 10:06 PM	#4
XDConvert9mm XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NW Atlanta Suburbs Posts: 4,557	Got himself a little "going away" present....Sorry kids! __________________ "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws."

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