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Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time is enemy action “It is the lack of will power, and not the lack of arms which render us incapable of offering any serious resistance.” |
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Yo mamas armpits so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock!
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Michael XD-45 compact XD-40 sub-compact XD-9 sub-compact I'd rather have my XD and not need it, then need it and not have it.... I hereby certify that the person described hereon has been granted the privilege of carrying a concealed weapon in compliance with Arizona revised statute 13-3112. |
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Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
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Michael XD-45 compact XD-40 sub-compact XD-9 sub-compact I'd rather have my XD and not need it, then need it and not have it.... I hereby certify that the person described hereon has been granted the privilege of carrying a concealed weapon in compliance with Arizona revised statute 13-3112. |
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You mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued..."
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Yo momma so old she use to gang-bang with the Hebrews.
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Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
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Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
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Yo Mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
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Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time is enemy action “It is the lack of will power, and not the lack of arms which render us incapable of offering any serious resistance.” |
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Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
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