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Old 01-12-2008, 08:22 PM   #21
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lol, memories of grade school all over again

Your mama's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
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your momma so nasty she carrys a bucket of ice between her thighs to keep the crabs cool.
Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.
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Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road...
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your momz is so stupid she thought manual labor was a puerto rican
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Yo mamma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road...
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
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your momz is so stupid she thought manual labor was a puerto rican
That was funny but yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
your momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.

your momma so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks.
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Your momma so fat she use a matress for a Maxi-Pad.
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your momma so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
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