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Yo mamma's teeth are so big, when she sneezes she bites herself...
Yo mamma's so fat, yer daddy could roll over twice and still be on top of her... Yo mamma's so ugly you have to close the shades in the morning so the sun will rise...
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Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
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Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
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your momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey.
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lol, memories of grade school all over again
Your mama's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. |
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Yo mamma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery...
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Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time is enemy action “It is the lack of will power, and not the lack of arms which render us incapable of offering any serious resistance.” |
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
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Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.
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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT AND DUMB....... THATS IT
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: suburban detroit
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your momma so nasty she carrys a bucket of ice between her thighs to keep the crabs cool.
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