Movie Quote Thread

[agalindo]

Your so uptight the stick up your azz has a stick up it's azz.

Burn Gorman, Torchwood

[gkelley3]

"Dying ain't much of a living boy"

Josey Wales- The Outlaw Josey Wales

[cougar_guy04]

How about a few from Burt Gummer?

Burt Gummer: Broke into the wrong God d*** rec room, didn't ya you bastard!

Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!

Valentine McKee: What the hell's in those things, Burt?
Burt Gummer: A few household chemicals in the proper proportions.

Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.

[Upon being introduced to Burt's LAR Grizzly rifle]
Earl Bassett: Man Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word 'overkill'.
Burt Gummer: When you need it, and don't have it... you sing a different tune.

Burt: Just doing what I can with what I got.

Agent Charlie Rusk: So, do we - do we - we have a deal? Because we wanna know what - we should do...
Burt: You guys do what you do best!
[gets into his truck with the window rolled down]
Burt: Find something simple and complicate it!

[about the FEDS]
[over radio]
Burt: Need I remind you Jack? They are not your friends, they are government agents. OVER!
Jack: [also over radio] Cut me some slack, Burt! All I did was a little negotiatin'.
Burt: You did *what*?
Jack: I cut us a deal! You help 'em catch one live graboid, they give you back your huntin' license, over.
Burt: [Burt drives up, stopping next to Jack. Jodi notices them still talking on the radio] Uhhh, copy that. Roger. One question.
Jack: Shoot.
Burt: [Off radio, getting out of the vehicle] Is your head up your ass for the warmth?

[texas_rebel_1980]

William H. Bonney, you are not a god.
Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?

yoohoo, I'll make ya famous!


They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!!

[JRH]

And Shepards we shall be,
For Thee my Lord for Thees
Power has descended forth from Thy hand,
That are feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
And we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Nomine Patris et Filli, et Spirito Sancti.

The Boondock Saints
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The Operative: I already know you will not see reason.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: The Alliance wanted to show me reason, they shouldn't have sent an assassin.
The Operative: I have a warship in deep orbit, Captain. We locked onto Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location inside of three minutes.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.
[Mal tosses mechanism at the Operative]
The Operative: [catching the mechanism] Pulse beacon.
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The Operative: Are you willing to die for your beliefs?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I am...
[they draw. Mal fires first, and the Operative is forced to take cover]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
Zoë: What? And risk my ship?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.
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Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
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The Operative: Do you know what your sin is Mal?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
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Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
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Zoë: How much ammo we got left?
Jayne Cobb: Three full mags, and my swinging cod!
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Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!
Zoë: We gonna crash again?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.
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Jayne Cobb: I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!
[Mal aims pistol squarely at Jayne]
Jayne Cobb: Well, don't shoot me first!

Serenity

[turbosupra1313]

We cant stop here, this is bat country!!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[monsterdawg725]

better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it . col mccall Lonesome Dove.
yippey ki yay muthxxfxxker. jon mclaine diehard.

[Dave Starr]

My all time favorite, from Bram Stoker's Dracula.....

While getting ready to do battle with Dracula, the American was loading his Winchester. His British friend said: "I thought you'd be using that large American Bowie Knife". The American replied: "Well, I really hadn't planned on getting that close to him".

[Etta Place]

Cross: 'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.

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Cross: I still got a few teeth left in my head, a few friends in town.

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Gittes: Well, he ain't gonna exactly drown in a damp riverbed no matter how soused he is.

All lines from my all-time fave movie - Chinatown.

[bashman]

Reporter: Well, the people back home are interested in you, General. They're curious about your pearl-handled revolvers.

Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.