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Lazarus · 01-10-2008, 07:57 PM

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like Slinky ..... not really good for anything but you can not help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. Don't pay any attention to criticism

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut save you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

**TMP** · 01-10-2008, 08:00 PM

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And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
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Ha, thats the capper right there!!!!!!!!!!

rykdawgg6601 · 01-10-2008, 09:37 PM

I need a t-shirt with no. 8!!! Too funny, that!

junior · 01-10-2008, 10:20 PM

my thoughts exactly on #8.

nice post lazarus

tomfoolery · 01-10-2008, 11:58 PM

whats wrong with combining the factors of #8.....id eat a sandwhich and...well you know where im going.

robinsre · 01-11-2008, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by tomfoolery

whats wrong with combining the factors of #8.....id eat a sandwhich and...well you know where im going.

Didn't you see that Seinfeld? It leads to all sorts of undesirable problems!

tomfoolery · 01-11-2008, 12:05 AM

hahaha....i dont think i saw that one. the only food related episode i recall is where kramer makes cole slaw in his shower.

fill me in

Lazarus · 01-11-2008, 04:39 AM

I like 8 as well.

01-10-2008, 07:57 PM	#1
Lazarus XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,961	Top 10 Thoughts for 2007 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like Slinky ..... not really good for anything but you can not help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. Don't pay any attention to criticism Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut save you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration. __________________ You never know what you'll miss until its gone.

01-10-2008, 10:20 PM	#4
junior XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 130	my thoughts exactly on #8. nice post lazarus __________________ A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.

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01-10-2008, 11:58 PM	#5
tomfoolery XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 4,565	whats wrong with combining the factors of #8.....id eat a sandwhich and...well you know where im going.

01-11-2008, 12:05 AM	#7
tomfoolery XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 4,565	hahaha....i dont think i saw that one. the only food related episode i recall is where kramer makes cole slaw in his shower. fill me in

01-11-2008, 04:39 AM	#8
Lazarus XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,961	I like 8 as well. __________________ You never know what you'll miss until its gone.